Q & A 78 Guess the Plot for Real Books

As long as you're doing query letters for existing books why don't you do Guess the Plots for them too?

I'm game. We'll try it once, and if it proves entertaining, make it a monthly feature.

If there are titles here you aren't familiar with, don't look them up, or you'll ruin the fun of guessing later.

This month's titles:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The League of Frightened Men
The Door into Summer
Portnoy's Complaint
Bet Me

Submit your summaries as comments, I won't publish them until I've collected enough good ones.