Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Q & A 74 Jive Talkin'


What would Evil Editor sound like in Jive?

Glad you asked. Go to Gizoogle. Search for Evil Editor. Click on it and wait for the translation to appear. Some of the Guess the Plots are hilarious. Don't go if you might be offended by occasional bad language. You can do this with any site, of course. Even your own.

16 comments:

JerseyGirl said...

Mwahaha! Hilarious! Especially Guess the Plots.

~Nancy

Verification: zuwehp - jive for "You wet?"

Bernita said...

" Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a co-loss-us..."

Anonymous said...

Ouch.

I guess Evil did not have internet access a year and a half ago, back when this concept was still fresh and funny.

Evil Editor said...

Ouch.

The concept was fresh and funny 26 years ago in the film Airplane. If you thought it was fresh a year and a half ago, anonymous, you're embarrassingly behind the times. Oh, and Evil Editor isn't the one who asked the question.

Nut said...

Not fresh and funny? But... I wet me pants readin it!

Just Awoke From Coma said...

Ooh, and has everyone seen that dancing baby? Hilarious! What will they come up with next?

JerseyGirl said...

anonymous said, I guess Evil did not have internet access a year and a half ago, back when this concept was still fresh and funny.

I must've just crawled out from under a rock. Yup, lots of yucky, slimy thingys on my back.

~Nancy

December Quinn said...

Well, gee, anonymous sure told us, didn't s/he. :rolleyes.

He don't know who he messizzle wit. I be Pimp Quinn, Erotic Romance Pusha.

Who almost peed herself laughing at the Guess the Plots.

Kanani said...

Well, I thought it was hilarious...

Nut, happily sarcastic said...

"Hello n thank you all very much fo` hav'n me ta this beautiful warm sett'n . Death row 187 4 life. What a funky ass way ta escape tha cold n rap `bout books n saggin' ? two of mah favorite th'n."

Arthur Levine blog. Yep, anon, not funny. Of course, I cry when I watch Charlie Chaplin too.

Tawny Taylor said...

I laughed my butt off too.

Guess I've been hiding under a rock with Jerseygirl. I've never seen this before.

Molly said...

I've seen it before, but not quite like this:

Sure 'n' win th' tale's tole in th' speakery 'o th' times, 'twill be a bit noyin t'read but leastways tizzy y' git ta makes up words like neeps 'n' balmagowry n hole sentences kin be gibberified like sentuff pusha hie th' winferr'd benks ta Zinedine Zidane fo all my homies in the pen.

Ouch, my head hurts now.

Anonymous said...

Anyone recognise this one: "A funky ass Midwesterna breaks free of her genteel upbring'n n sez what's on her mind"?

Anonymous said...

Try it on some online book excerpts. Laurell K. Hamilton comes out particularly well.

Anonymous said...

Try it on a travel site.
I guess I'm just so far beyond political correctness, which of course, is why I DO get published. Anyone who has a teen these days hears them say, "That's so ghetto. Now Chill."

My rating: Great fun. Gizoogle your company website. Send to the webmaster and ask if he/she is trying to appeal to a younger audience.

On Yo Bizzy
Ve�lo, Fahrrad, Bisikleta - git on a bicycle ta see tha world

dizzy said...

anonymous is too cool for school.

I, on the other hand, am just cool enough for school. I laughed my ass off.