In order to offer the "Guess the Plot" feature with each query critique, Evil Editor needs his minions to suggest amusing fake plots for the titles. Send your fake plots as comments to this post. Try to limit them to 50 words. Don't worry if your plot is ridiculous; the actual plots usually are, as well.
Titles will be added to the list as new query letters come in, so check back. If you would be heartbroken to submit a fake plot, only to find it wasn't used (we usually use five fakes), don't participate. We don't want any hurt feelings out there.
The queue is empty! It's the perfect time to submit your query. Yes, you.