Below, listed in the order received, are the titles of books whose query letters have been submitted for ridicule, but which have not been critiqued.
In order to offer the "Guess the Plot" feature with each query critique, Evil Editor needs his minions to suggest amusing fake plots for the titles. Send your fake plots as comments to this post. Try to limit them to 50 words. Don't worry if your plot is ridiculous; the actual plots usually are, as well.
Titles will be added to the list as new query letters come in, so check back. If you would be heartbroken to submit a plot, only to find it wasn't used, don't participate. We don't want any hurt feelings out there.
Titles in green still need fake plots. Titles in red don't.
A Royal Pain
Seers and Sparkplugs
A Serpent in the Garden
The queue is nearly empty! It's the perfect time to submit your query. Yes, you.