Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Face-Lift 511


Guess the Plot

Bye Bye Bluebird

1. After 26 years, Blueville's local high-school basketball team, the Bluebirds, finally have a shot at the state title. Coach Matheson is thrilled—until he learns his star forward is screwing his trophy wife. Can Coach Matheson keep his cool and win the game of his career? Or will it be . . . Bye Bye Bluebird?

2. When the world's birds come under the influence of the super-villain known as the Albatross, and strive to wipe out the entire human population with bird flu, little Jimmy Thompson must decide whether to sacrifice his pet bluebird to prevent a pandemic.

3. When the bluebird of happiness becomes depressed and suicidal and is kidnapped by the Illuminati, the Government turns to Master Sergeant Algernon Bottomside to free the bluebird and return humor to the world.

4. The mascot of the Sioux City Bluebirds minor league baseball team is nowhere to be seen, and the championship game's about to start. Everyone figures he's drunk again, until the relief pitchers head out to the bullpen and find it full of blue feathers. Looks like baseball fan/detective Ron Dixon will miss the game.

5. Jessie throws aside her childhood nickname "Bluebird" when she embraces the occult and joins the Children of the Night as "Raven". But will passionate sex, unlimited power and endless chocolate make up for the loss of her innocence?

6. After encountering a man known only as the Vulture in her mirror, Ceah starts seeing bluebird feathers. Is it her imagination? Apparently not, as she also develops the ability to fly. Then she takes a cruise, but her ship sinks and she ends up in a strange new world where her parents are wanted criminals. Didja ever have one of those days?


Original Version

Dear Evilest of Evil Editor:

Ceah Chordata expects to be dead when the cruise ship she and her friend Lea are on sinks in a violent August storm. [If only there were lifeboats. That's what she gets for taking the cut-rate cruise.] [If only she knew how to fly like a bluebird.]

But her situation is a tad different. [From what?] In the week before the cruise, Ceah has encountered a man in her mirror who calls himself the Vulture, [If I encounter a man in my mirror, I'm not hanging around long enough to find out what he calls himself.] [But if by chance I do hang around long enough to find out what he calls himself, and that turns out to be the Vulture, I'm taking a sledgehammer to my mirror.] been locked in a room that materialized out of nowhere, and discovered a stone called the Lis. [How does she know it's called the Lis? Is that pronounced Liss or Liz?] She is sure her parents know something but they absolutely refuse to say a word. Her dad has been acting strangely. She is seeing bluebird feathers. To top it all off, she saves herself from falling off the stairs and breaking her neck by flying [Aha! She can fly. Why doesn't she fly away when the ship is sinking?] and is very shocked despite the conspicuous connection between this avian ability and her last name. [Wait a minute. Even though her last name is Chordata, she's shocked to discover she can fly?

1. When a person develops flight ability, it's shocking news, no matter what their name.
2. Chordata refers mainly to vertebrates, which includes fish, amphibians, reptiles, mammals, birds and a few others. That's over 100,000 species of which no more than ten thousand are birds. Or bats. So even if your last name determined such things, I would expect no more from someone whose last name was Chordata than a backbone.
3. Maybe her last name should be Aves. But even then I wouldn't consider her shock at discovering she can fly to be worthy of remark.]

Indeed, when the ship sinks, Ceah and Lea leave this world and enter another. However, it is not one filled with fluffy clouds or flames of damnation; instead, the friends find themselves in a world called Sialia, where the treachery of Ceah’s parents lingers heavily in the air. [Ceah, Sialia . . . Please tell me her father's name isn't Cialis.] It doesn’t take Ceah long to realize that this unspeakable crime her parents once committed seems to curiously boil down to two things: the Lis Stone and herself. [Clever. You don't want to tell us what they did, so you call it unspeakable, figuring that gets you out of talking about it.]

Meanwhile, dark forces are at work. V.E.D., an illicit organization with ties to the black market, is also after the Lis Stone. Jackie Lato, who is strangely obsessed with possessing it, is beginning to be suspected (correctly) by other members of personal, ulterior motives. [In my opinion one is either not suspected or suspected. It's not a progression from not suspected to beginning to be suspected to somewhat suspected to full-blown suspected.] V.E.D.’s pursuit brings them into Sialia as well, where Ceah, calling herself Raya Lye, is stepping on some very thin ice. [Which surprises her, even though her last name is Lye.]

Bye Bye Bluebird is my first fantasy novel with a word count of 134,000.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,


Notes

We should know how old Ceah is.

I hope there's more to your title than the fact that Ceah sees bluebird feathers. If not, she should see blackbird feathers so your title is the same as the song.

Doesn't the story really begin when Ceah gets to the new world? Stuff like the Vulture and the mysterious room and the bluebird feathers is taking up space that could be used to tell us about this world. Where is it? Can she get out? How did the V.E.D. get in? What's the unspeakable crime? Most importantly, what's the Lis Stone and why does everyone want it?

71 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

This sounds like something I might want to read. It reminds me of some of Charles de Lint's work.

I felt a bit confused as I read through, although some of this was due to letting myself get distracted by EE's comments. (I nearly choked when I read, "Ceah, Sialia . . . Please tell me her father's name isn't Cialis.")

I didn't understand what Ceah's parents had done, or why their treachery hung heavily in the air of Sialia. I didn't understand who then came into Sialia - was that VED or Ceah's parents?

There seemed to be a lot of names to take on board, too, especially as Ceah goes under an alias. Some of them were difficult to pronounce and slowed me up. I had no idea what Chordata meant, until EE enlightened me. Maybe you explain this in the book itself?

I felt much more gripped by the Vulture than by the Lis stone - maybe I needed to know a bit more about it.

I really like the idea that I might get to read this some day.

Jamie Hall said...

Your chronology is not doing your query much good.

Here is your problem:

First, you tell us about the cruise ship sinking without telling us anything else to anchor us.

Next, you take us into the past, with a fact dump where a bunch of previous events are presented to us in an unconnected-feeling way. Only a few of these events are interesting (I would say "The Vulture" appearing in the mirror is the most interesting).

Then, you take us back to where you started, the cruise ship, and tell us that the main character entered a different world.

Then, you drop a bunch of hints that something sinister is going on, but instead of feeling mysterious it just feels frustrating because you are too "hinty" and not really saying anything that stirs interest.

What I've written up to this point is what it feels like to read your query letter.

How do you fix it? I'd tell you to rethink your back-and-forth chronology (query letters do not need flashbacks) and don't mention any events or characters you can't tie to the main theme. I assume your main theme is Ceah entering another world where she finds some nasty secret her parents have been hiding from her.

If I were writing your query, I would write something vaguely like this (I've made up details I don't know):

"Ceah thinks she's going insane. She has good reason to think so after talking with a man living inside her mirror who calls himself "The Vulture," seeing bluebird feathers everywhere and seeming to fly when she stumbles on the stairs. Ceah seeks a change of scene by going on a cruise with her best friend Lea, but the two of them get sucked into a portal in the sky when the ship sinks. The two friends find themselves in the world of Sialia, a place made entirely of pink cotton candy. Here, Ceah learns that she is really the princess of the bird-people and that her parents were exiled to earth for trying to steal all of earth's cotton candy. Even worse, it is clear Ceah's parents are trying to re-start their sinister scheme. Can Ceah stop her parents and claim her throne?"

Anyway, what I've written isn't a very good query, but the underlying structure of my query is an improvement. You want to write a query that sounds similar to what people put on the back covers of books, where the most interesting and relevant pieces of the plot are quickly summarized in a way that both wraps around the main theme neatly and where each thing mentioned fits with the other things.

pacatrue said...

To echo, I got lost as well in a lot of interesting sounding ideas but that didn't seem to cohere into a plot. What is the climax of the story? Defeating someone? Clearing her parents? Overcoming her family history? Is the Vulture related to this? If he is critical, maybe start there and then show how she continues to interact with him. If he's not, drop him from the query and start with the sinking and going into the new world. If you need some background before the new world stuff, probably 1 or 2 sentences listing the flying down the stairs, bluebird feathers, and maybe the Vulture should do the trick. If you don't want to reveal the actual climax of the book, re-orient the query such that we know it is headed there.

Dave Fragments said...

I'm getting lost in all the oddness of the story. First off, the names distract, sorry author but the names distract. ANd they distract bad. It's like I'm thinking at the end is when she calls herself Raya Lye, does she have a sister Orah Lye because every time you take vaccine, take it Orah Lye, the hypodermics hurt.

Two, If the world is called Sialia, then I expect it to be filled with anthropomorphic bluebird/human hybrids or something like that. It's not as subtle as the blue feather popping up everywhere. Just say "During a storm in the mid-atlantic, Ceah Chordata discovers that she is is not entirely human but part bluebird. And Earth is not her home, the bird-world of Sialia, is."

Three, discovering that you can fly and saving herself from drowning, ought to be happy events. Even finding herself on her home world (the bird planet). But this is not the case, Her parents are pariah and she is (let me guess - abomination), and when they created Ceah Chordata, her parents messed up and despoiled Sialia. And I'm guessing that Ceah Chordata feels guilty and wants to put everything right. IF that's so, then that is her fantasy quest.

3. What is VED? I don't want to guess for fear of guessing something truly awful and offensive. Look we already have the major elements of a fantasy quest, The Unsuspectin Hero, the pre-existing tensions and now, the Villain. That must be the role of the VED or maybe the role of the Vulture.

3b - Who is Jackie Lato and why do we car about him/her?

4. Unspeakable -- Is this unspeakable like "FAces of Death" where we get to giggle and laugh at the dead? Or like Saw 1,2,3,4, SAW - where we get to see people killed in horrible ways with oodles of red blood pouring out of their bodies? Or Nabokov's Lolita - underage sex? Or like Emmanuelle in Bangcock where the footballers... (I better stop right there).
My point being that whatever is unspeakable needs to be foreshadowed and all that. And most likely (I've been around EE's blog enough) to know that you really might have a gee-whizzies, slam-bang horror, but you need to reveal it to your agent. I have watched CHARADE with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn and almost know the dialog, but they are so good and the movie so well done that the final thrills are still thrills.

Well, this was a pleasant after dinner bloviate, thanks for writing the query. I had fun.

none said...

People in the UK whose surname IS Cialis went to court to prevent it being used. They failed. And now you're laughing at them.

The horror.

Unknown said...

That was funny. And totally worth it. Thanks EE!

Yes, firstly, there's a LOT more to do with the title than just bluebird feathers. Sialia sialis = eastern bluebird, and that's just a tiny part of it.

I've gotten suggestions saying I shouldn't put the wordcount in, because it's quite a large novel, apparently, and I would like to hear what anyone else has to say about that.

I think I'll take out the second paragraph and jump right into the Entering Sialia part.

Thank you, again--for the laughs as much as the advice.

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Bye Bye Bluebird is my first fantasy novel with a word count of 134,000.

What are the word counts of your other fantasy novels?

Sorry. Couldn't resist. It was the only opening EE left. Back with real comments in a bit.

E.D. Walker said...

Random thoughts as I was reading through this query:

134,000 words? Really? Hmmm...
To quote Kristin Nelson's blog: "Fantasy can push up to 110,000 [words] but for a debut, it’s going to be a tough go if the word count is higher." You might want to look at your manuscript and pare down. Your book might be brilliant but the word count is going to make it that much harder to sell. Why handicap yourself with the word count right off the bat?

"Ceah"? How do you pronounce that? I'm curious. Could you spell it phonetically?

It seems to me that your hook should either be the flying or, more likely, the journey to the new world. What is the Big Idea of this book? Why is it special? Do the one sentence exercise. If you had one sentence and only one to describe your book, would it be the cruise ship sinking?

"She is sure her parents know something but they absolutely refuse to say a word. Her dad has been acting strangely..." So, only the dad is acting strangely but she suspects both her parents? Why?

Ok, here's my two cents about the last name thing: my grandmother's name was DuBois but did anybody expect her to be an insane, fluttery Southern Belle? Not really. You seem to be setting up that the world Ceah leaves is like our own world. So why would her last name being associated with birds make her think it’s not weird she can fly? I’m missing the logic there.

VED- What does that stand for? You might want to tell the reader because my brain immediately went to some kind of STD and I’m pretty sure that’s not the association you’re going for.

Lastly, the best friend doesn’t really need to be in the query at all. You don’t mention her doing anything except going with Ceah so I’m not sure you really need to mention her at all. Also, Jackie Lato comes out of NOWHERE, tell us how she ties in with Ceah’s journey instead of just tacking Jackie's dilhemma on at the end.

Sorry for the length of this. It was slow at work so I had some time for in depth dissection today.

E.D. Walker said...

Just because I can't resist. Does VED stand for "Very Evil Dudes?"

talpianna said...

I'm afraid I agree with everybody else's strictures on length, confusion, and names. Why don't you just drop the cruise ship entirely and have the Vulture yank her through the mirror? What's the point of her best friend, who doesn't seem to have any function in the plot? If it's just to be killed gruesomely, or kidnapped, or seduced by the Vulture, or some such, you could have her meet someone else in Sialia (a cousin?) who could do all that.

Unknown said...

I may just have to change the names...
Jackie Lato and VED are important to the story.
And I don't know why people are thinking Ceah's "home world" is Sialia; it's not. And she's not half bluebird :] Maybe I'll change "Sialia" too. Actually I think I will...
I'm going to post a revised edition here.

Unknown said...

Okay, Second Version. Please forgive the names, I haven't had time to think new ones out yet.
How do I get EE to put a "Feedback Requested" notice on his blog? Do I have to send him something? Meanwhile...

Ceah Chordata expects to be dead when the cruise ship she and her friend Lea are on sinks in a violent August storm.

Indeed, when the ship sinks, Ceah and Lea leave this world and enter another. However, it is not one filled with fluffy clouds or flames of damnation; instead, the friends find themselves in a world called Sialia, where the treachery of Ceah’s parents lingers heavily in the air. Ceah soon discovers many things about her situation, like the fact that she’s trapped in Sialia by the Isolation that surrounds it. Or maybe the part about her parents, who stole the Lis Stone, which was used to mark the founding of Sialia. Then there’s a shadowy figure calling himself the Vulture who is after her. She can fly at will. Also, the little blue rock she came across in a spare room the week before just happens to be the Lis Stone, which also happens to be trapping an ancient soul—the soul of a bluebird. She’s incredibly adaptive for a thirteen year old.

Meanwhile, dark forces are at work. V.E.D., an illicit organization with ties to the black market, is also after the Lis Stone. Jackie Lato, who is strangely obsessed with possessing it, is suspected (correctly) by other members of personal, ulterior motives. V.E.D.’s pursuit brings them into Sialia as well, with the aid of a Dagger, where Ceah, calling herself Raya Lye, is stepping on some very thin ice.

Bye Bye Bluebird is my first fantasy novel with a word count of 132, 000.

Thanks!!!!

Evil Editor said...

A feedback request notice isn't needed when you're this close to the top. People will still be reading the comments.

pacatrue said...

Hi Ray,

Definite improvement. The query did raise several questions still, but I'll concentrate on just two things. First, what is a 13 year old doing on a cruise ship by herself (BFF doesn't count) or are her parents there? More importantly, I still don't have a sense of what sort of novel you've written. The voice is clear, but the plot direction isn't.

Is this just the setup for Ceah's amazing adventures as Raya? Is she trying to escape this world and get home? Is she trying to find out what happened with her parents and the Lis Stone? Does she join rebel forces to kill the Vulture? Or is she just wandering around and the cool things you've thought up happen to her (the most common first novel)?

You certainly know the answer, but I'm not getting it yet in the query.

fairyhedgehog said...

Sorry, Ray, for me it still doesn't flow and you've missed out some of the good bits. I liked the Vulture appearing in the mirror and the blue feathers. They were interestingly weird.

Have you tried Miss Snark's formula?
"Starting point for creating a hook:
X is the main guy; he wants to do:
Y is the bad guy; he wants to do:
they meet at Z and all L breaks loose.
If they don't resolve Q, then R starts and if they do it's L squared."

At the moment your second and third paragraphs seem disconnected.

I also felt uncomfortable with Ceah "expects to be dead". For one thing, it doesn't seem to be the main point of the story and it comes right at the beginning. For another, it would sound more natural to me to say "thinks she is going to die", or similar. (But I'm a Brit, so it may just be me.)

Sarah Laurenson said...

Hi Ray,

Here's my suggestions:

Ceah knew when her dad started acting strangely, blue feathers appeared in the weirdest places and some strange guy named Vulture talked to her from inside her mirror that this was not going to be an ordinary month. In fact, she learns more in this one month than she has during the rest of her thirteen years. She can fly. She can leave this world and enter the world of Sialia. Her parents are wanted for treachery for stealing the Lis Stone which was used to mark the founding of Sialia. Vulture is not a nice guy. And that little blue rock she came across in the spare room last month just happens to be the Lis Stone, which also happens to be trapping the ancient soul of a bluebird.

Once inside Sialia, Ceah changes her name to Raya Lye to disassociate herself from her family. Blah, blah about what happens in Sialia with the bad guys.

Dave Fragments said...

Step back Ray, step back from the story. You are still standing in the middle of the forest describing trees.

Start out with Ceah and stay with her:
Rather than drowning when her cruise ship sinks, Ceah Chordata finds herself alive in the parallel world of Sialia.

That begins the fantasy with a bang. Now what is Ceah's next discovery?
When Ceah discovers that her family is despised on this world for having imprisoned a living soul in the all-powerful Lis Stone and fleeing to Earth, she resolves to "make things right".

Now that's too cliche to actually use in a query but it gets us into a linear storyline about Ceah.
What you need now, is a statement about the bad guys.
However, others want the Lis Stone and the power it represents. Jackie Leto and the Vulture want the power and are willing to do (what?). .

And the last element of the story is:
How does Ceah beat them and how does she restore her family name?

That's the short of it. I think her using a pseudonym is too much detail. The knife might also be too much story. Keep the English plain as Ceah is only 13 years old and I presume she doesn't discuss Proust, Nietsche or Camus. (sorry, I'm trying not to be a smartass. Those names just snuck in). You do tend to write upscale. I'm not sure if that is good or bad, really not sure.
But, this sentence is upscale: However, it is not one filled with fluffy clouds or flames of damnation; That's a great thought in other circumstances, but not in a query. It forces the reader to think of heaven and hell when you want their attention on Sialia. Don't use that type of "aside" if it draws attention away from your story. And if upscale is the wrong word, sorry. But don't distract from your story with your cleverness. Make every word and sentence focus on your story.

This is a list that isn't helping you:
1) Then there’s a shadowy figure calling himself the Vulture who is after her.
2) She can fly at will.
3) Also, the little blue rock she came across in a spare room the week before just happens to be the Lis Stone,
4) which also happens to be trapping an ancient soul—
5) the soul of a bluebird.

It's hard to recognize as a list but that's all it is. A good guide might be that if you feel the need to make a list, then you should rework the story's description to avoid the list.

Anonymous said...

Got to be honest -- if there's a character named 'Ceah' I'm slamming the book shut, especially if the next character is Lea.

Nancy Beck said...

134,000 for a first-time fantasy is usually a no-go with most agents.

While fantasy stories are allowed larger word counts, we're talking more in the 80,000-100,000 range, with about 120,000 tops.

So I think I'd cut about 20,000 words from your story.

If you can't figure out where to cut, consider putting the first chapter (or part of the first chapter) up on one of the crit sites. There's one at the Absolute Write forums (Share Your Work, password: vista), or you can try Electra's Crapometer (http://crapometer.blogspot.com). These might give you an idea of what needs to be cut.

As to the revised version...I'm still not getting it, sorry. I think you need to focus, focus, focus on Ceah (although I wondered, too, about a 13-year-old being on a cruise ship by herself, even with her friend; there has to be someone around who's at least 18 to look after her).

FWIW. Good luck! :-)

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming there's some sort of connection between Ceah, Leah, and the name of the new world: Sialia. Am I wrong? Should this connection be mentioned in the query? Gotta admit, all the names (and their similarities) turned me off. The idea of the book may be great, but if your readers are thrown every time they read a new name, they aren't likely to finish the damn thing.

Most of the time, odd names can be replaced with normal ones with no adverse effect on the story itself. I know you're trying to throw in bird references, but it's likely unnecessary.

Let us know when you have a revision... I look forward to reading it.

Unknown said...

Version Three!

What would you do if you could fly?

Aged thirteen, Ceah is a human who has recently acquired this ability. She’s also started to see some bluebird feathers pop up here and there, met a man in her mirror called the Vulture, and found a little blue stone called the Lis, which means a lot to the Vulture and, strangely, her parents as well.

But there’s still some normality in Ceah’s life. She hasn’t been whisked away to a parallel world, for instance. And her parents are simply her parents, without shadowy pasts, not exiled from a different world. Right?

Wrong.

The Lis Stone brings Ceah into Alisia, where she assumes an alias just for fun. But her alias is much more useful than she could have imagined. Ceah soon discovers that Alisia is the home of her parents’ shadowy pasts and secrets—her parents, who were exiled for stealing the Founding Stone. Thanks to her alias, she is not killed immediately by the peaceful folk of Alisia. The Founding Stone contains the soul of a bluebird which was shot during its first flight, its sacrifice meant to spread the gift of flight throughout Alisia. The ones who are born with this gift are given the title “Fated to Be”, and Ceah just happens to be one of these. And the Lis Stone? The Lis Stone and the Founding Stone of Alisia are one and the same.

The Vulture is outraged. He feels he must have the Lis Stone at all costs. He decides to declare war, as Ceah refuses to surrender the Lis. The day before he declares this, however, three yachts sweep into Alisia containing the members of V.E.D., an illicit association that wants the Lis as well so they can sell it, and also bring along Ceah’s dear mom and dad as hostages. Ceah’s parents take a look at the situation and decide to tell Ceah everything. “Everything” includes the fact that the Vulture became possessed by part of the Lis’s soul (it wasn’t very happy about dying for a world) when he touched it, and that the Vulture is really Ceah’s grandfather.

Meanwhile, many people are trying to kill Ceah’s parents and figure out a way to avoid being killed by the Vulture's mysterious Army. And Ceah—can she free the souls of the Lis and her grandfather and set things right between the people of Alisia and her parents while staying in one piece?

It's double the length of the previous 2 versions, but I don't know what to do about that. The ending is pretty cheesy as well. I keep expecting to hear a voice bellow: "READ 'BYE BYE BLUEBIRD' TO FIND OUT!"
Again, thanks for all your advice!

Anonymous said...

Much better, author. It seems that you're getting the idea of 'the hook'. Remember, you don't need to tell the whole story. YOu don't need every detail. You definitely don't need to tell how it ends. That's for the synopsis. All you need to do is make it interesting enough to get asked for more.

The best education I ever got on query letters was Miss Snark's hook seminar (I don't remember what she called it). I'll bet it's in her archives. In it, she reviews hundreds of query letters and tells which ones were good, which sucked, and why.

Although no agent has bitten after requesting partials or fulls from me, I get lots of requests for them because I learned to write a good query with a strong hook.

Anonymous said...

Ray, thanks for posting the last version of the query. I know it is long, but it satisfied my curiosity far better than the earlier versions.

Here's one possibility, made up almost entirely of a subset of version 3. It's definitely not great, as I am not an experienced query writer, but it might give you ideas how to make it a bit shorter:

What would you do if you could fly?

Aged thirteen, Ceah is a human who has recently acquired this ability. She’s also started to see some bluebird feathers pop up here and there, met a man in her mirror called the Vulture, and found a little blue stone called the Lis, which means a lot to the Vulture and, strangely, to her parents as well.

But there’s still some normality in Ceah’s life. She hasn’t been whisked away to a parallel world, for instance. And her parents are simply her parents, without shadowy pasts, not exiled from a different world. Right?

Wrong.

The Lis Stone brings Ceah into Alisia, where she assumes an alias just for fun. But Ceah soon discovers that this world is the home of her parents’ secrets — her parents, who were exiled for stealing the Lis, which has its own history here.

Thanks to the unexpected protection of her alias, she is not killed immediately, which allows her to try to find a way to make things right between the people of this world and her parents. This is more dangerous than she anticipated, as the souls of the Lis and the Vulture are both bound up with her parents' fate. Ceah must struggle to free these souls -- while staying in one piece herself -- as war over the stone comes to formerly peaceful Alisia.

Sarah Laurenson said...

If the query is any indication, you can cut from your ms fairly easily. You've got a lot of extra words in your query. Not to say you need to cut your book savagely, but it does seem you can trim it down to a manageable level.

Here's my suggestion for tightening the latest query.

Aged thirteen, Ceah has recently acquired the ability to fly. She’s also started to see bluebird feathers pop up here and there, met a man in her mirror called the Vulture, and found the Lis, a little blue stone which means a lot to the Vulture and, strangely, her parents as well.

The Lis brings Ceah into Alisia. She discovers that Alisia is the home of her parents, who were exiled for stealing the Founding Stone, which contains the soul of a bluebird shot during its first flight. Its sacrifice spreads the gift of flight throughout Alisia. The Lis and the Founding Stone of Alisia are one and the same.

The Vulture declares war, as Ceah refuses to surrender the Lis. Three yachts sweep into Alisia containing the members of an illicit association that wants the Lis so they can sell it. And they’ve got hostages - Ceah’s mom and dad. Ceah’s parents decide to tell Ceah everything, which includes the fact that the Vulture became possessed by part of the Lis’s soul when he touched it, and that he is Ceah’s grandfather.

Many people are trying to kill Ceah’s parents and avoid being killed by the Vulture's Army. All Ceah wants to do is free the souls of the Lis and her grandfather and set things right between the people of Alisia and her parents while staying in one piece. Right.

Unknown said...

THANKS YOU GUYS!

I do you have a question though, is a query like a teaser, sort of? Or is it like a short synopsis?

Evil Editor said...

It's a one-page business letter that includes a short synopsis.

Unknown said...

Yes, I'm back. I've shortened the query to 344 words, which is still too long. Anyways, here it is. Again.


How would your life change if you could fly?

Aged thirteen, Ceah Tearsen has recently acquired this ability, and her answer is “drastically”. But then, she’s also met a man in her mirror called the Vulture and found a little blue stone called the Lis, which means a lot to the Vulture.

Thankfully, there’s still some normality in Ceah’s life. She hasn’t been whisked away to a parallel world, for instance. And her parents are simply her parents, without shadowy pasts and dark secrets. Right?

Wrong.

The Lis Stone brings Ceah into Alisia, where she assumes an alias just for fun. But her alias turns out to save her, at least for a bit: Ceah soon discovers that her parents are notorious among the Lisians. They were exiled to Earth after stealing the Lis Stone, the most valued object in all of Alisia. It contains the soul of a bluebird which was shot during its first flight, its sacrifice meant to spread the gift of flight to certain people throughout Alisia. Assuming that the Lisians wouldn’t be exhilarated with her if they knew who she is and what she has, Ceah guards her secret while looking for a way back to Earth.

One person knows her secret, however. The Vulture. As Ceah refuses to surrender the Lis, he declares war and the Lisians must put off killing Ceah to defeat him. Then three yachts sweep in from Earth containing the members of an illicit association who want the Lis for money. They also bring hostages—Ceah’s parents, who take one look at the situation and decide to tell Ceah everything. “Everything” includes the fact that the Vulture is really Ceah’s grandfather. Which raises some moral issues in Ceah’s conscience.

Meanwhile, people are hatching plots to kill Ceah’s parents and avoid being killed by the Vulture’s army simultaneously—which doesn’t work well. As all begin to come together, Ceah realizes that the key to everything depends on one soul, one stone. But how does one go about setting the trapped soul of a bluebird free?

One particular problem. "Assuming that the Lisians wouldn’t be exhilarated with her if they knew who she is and what she has, Ceah guards her secret while looking for a way back to Earth." Is there something wrong with tense there? It's awkward, but I can't place if it starts at the "wouldn't" or "they knew"...

Thank you so very much

Anonymous said...

Not a synopsis. This revision is good but you've still got way too much plot detail. You don'tneed to tell everything that happens, and you're not obligated to tell how things turn out (that's for the synopsis). Check out Miss Snark's hook crapometer in the archives. Very educational when it comes to writing a brief, snappy query letter.

fairyhedgehog said...

This is coming on but you still need to cut out some of those details, I think.

I've suggested what you might cut by putting it in italics below (my few added words or suggestions are in brackets):

How would your life change if you could fly?

Aged thirteen, Ceah Tearsen has recently acquired this ability, and her answer is “drastically”. But then, she’s also met a man in her mirror called the Vulture and found a little blue stone called the Lis, which means a lot to the Vulture.

Thankfully, there’s still some normality in Ceah’s life. She hasn’t been whisked away to a parallel world, for instance. And her parents are simply her parents, without shadowy pasts and dark secrets. Right?

Wrong.

The Lis Stone
(which) brings Ceah (her) into (an alternate world called) Alisia, where she assumes an alias just for fun. But her alias turns out to save her, at least for a bit: Ceah soon discovers that her parents are notorious among the Lisians. They were exiled to Earth after stealing the Lis Stone, the most valued object in all of Alisia. It (which) contains the soul of a bluebird which was shot during its first flight, its sacrifice meant to spread the gift of flight to certain people throughout Alisia. Assuming that the Lisians wouldn’t be exhilarated with her if they knew who she is and what she has, Ceah guards her secret while looking for a way back to Earth.

One person knows her secret, however. The Vulture. As Ceah refuses to surrender the Lis, he declares war and the Lisians must put off killing Ceah to defeat him. (I haven't any suggestions here, as I didn't understand why he declares war to get the Lis, but he's not on the side of the Lisians.) Then three yachts sweep in from Earth containing the members of an illicit association who want the Lis for money. They also bring(ing) hostages—Ceah’s parents, who take one look at the situation and decide to tell Ceah everything. “Everything” includes the fact that (who tell Ceah that )the Vulture is really Ceah’s (her) grandfather. Which raises some moral issues in Ceah’s conscience.

Meanwhile, people are hatching plots to kill Ceah’s parents and avoid being killed by the Vulture’s army simultaneously—which doesn’t work well. As all begin to come together, Ceah realizes that the key to everything depends on one soul, one stone. But how does one go about setting the trapped soul of a bluebird free?

(I don't know if this is any help, but it's just one way of looking at it.)

E.D. Walker said...

Author, are you thinking about cutting the MS itself at all?

Also, you've left off the genre and word count in the latest draft. You really do need those in there somewhere. (Agents will only be suspicious if you leave the word count out of the query).

Unknown said...

Moth-

Well I'm not going to be like "Oh they won't accept it if it's too long so chop chop chop" and cut out parts. I'm going to try to shorten it, but if I really can't, then I'm not going to ruin it just so an agent will be more willing to look at it.

Dave Fragments said...

But Ray, if you make it too long and too detailed but still perfect, the agents may not even read the query.

E.D. Walker said...

Thank you, Dave F! We finally agree on something. :D

E.D. Walker said...

Ray, you could also split it into two 65k books and flesh it out to get them up to 75K each.

I'm sorry to keep harping on the word count but I just want you to get what a handicap 134K is going to be to you.

And to show you I'm not talking out my ass read these:

Nathan Bransford: http://nathanbransford.blogspot.com/2008/02/novel-word-count.html

Jenny Rappaport:
"the word count for the novel is over 140,000 words by quite a bit... and it's an automatic pass for me. Shorter is better!"

The Rejector (an agent's slush reader):
"It is true that we get a little leery over 120,000, just because we know it's going to have that going against it when we go to sell it to a house. Also, it's going to be annoying to ship around and handle and copy-edit, because it's just going to be so large."



Just think about condensing it. Think about it really hard. That's all I'm saying.

Unknown said...

Moth-

Thank you, I didn't doubt you, but I havent actually sat down and edited it a million times yet. Once I'm through with it *MUAHAHA* I suppose it will be in reasonable shape. 110K and below is OK, right?

LATEST QUERY VERSION AT 252 WORDS~!

Dear

I am interested in sending you a fantasy novel with a word count of [ ]

How would your life change if you could fly?

Aged thirteen, Ceah Tearsen has recently acquired this ability, and her answer is “drastically”. She’s also found a stone called the Lis, which brings her into Alisia. In this parallel world, she discovers that her parents were exiled to Earth after stealing the very same one she found. The Lis Stone contains the soul of a bluebird which was sacrificed, thus bestowing the gift of flight upon certain people throughout Alisia. Assuming that the Lisians wouldn’t be exhilarated if they knew the truth about her, Ceah guards her secret while looking for a way back to Earth.

One person knows her secret, however. The Vulture. He wants the Lis, but Ceah won’t give it up. The Lisians don’t want him to have it either, and in order to defeat him, they need Ceah. Yachts then sweep in from Earth with members of an illicit association who want the Lis for money. They bring hostages, Ceah’s parents, who take one look at the situation and decide to tell Ceah everything. “Everything” includes the Vulture’s true identity: Ceah’s grandfather.

As war is declared and all begin to fall into place, Ceah realizes that everything depends on the bluebird’s soul. All she needs to do now is set it free, preferably while staying alive.

Bye Bye Bluebird is my first novel.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Anonymous said...

You might be able to boil this down further? Maybe:

Thirteen year old Ceah Tearsen has mysteriously acquired the ability to fly. Not only that, she’s found a stone with the power to transport her to the parallel world of Alisia.

There, Lis uncovers a secret. Her parents are Alisians. And thieves. They were exiled to earth after stealing the Lis Stone, a magical object which contains a bluebird’s soul and can bestow the gift of flight. The very same stone Ceah found.

Ceah guards the secret of her parentage as she searches for a way back home. But one person knows her true identity. The Vulture. He wants the Lis, but Ceah refuses to give it up.

The Vulture isn’t the only one seeking the Lis. Yachts from Earth arrive in Alisia. Aboard are members of VED, black marketers who know the Lis’s true worth. VED demand the Lis in return for the lives of two hostages- Ceah’s parents.

Ceah realizes that the lives of her parents and the future of Alisia depend on the bluebird’s soul. All she needs to do now is set it free, preferably while staying alive.

Unknown said...

Okay, a totally new look. I like it better, but it's a bit long. But I cut the manuscript length down to 108 000!!

Dear Evil Editor:

Disclosed is a letter to our prized potential client, Ceah Tiercen.

We would be honoured to present to you the ideal formula for a drastic change in lifestyle, the twist every fourteen year old girl dreams of.

First, acquire a stone called the Lis. Aside from trapping a bluebird’s soul, it also grants you the ability of flight and takes you into a world called Alisia. The next step is to discover that your parents are not the mundane people they appear to be—they have a hidden past. They were exiled to Earth after stealing the treasure of Alisia, which just so happens to be the stone you found—the Lis.

Meanwhile, you mingle with the Lisians, habitants of Alisia. Assuming that they wouldn’t be exhilarated if they knew the truth about you, you play the part of an innocent girl while looking for a way back to Earth.

One person knows the truth. Regrine, the plotting antagonist, who wants the Lis. But the Lisians don’t want Regrine to have it, and, though displeased when your secrets are revealed, they need you to fight him. Yachts then sweep in from Earth with the members of V.E.D., an illicit organisation who want the Lis to sell. They bring hostages—your dear parents, who take a glance at the situation and tell you everything. “Everything” includes Regrine’s true identity: your grandfather.

But! There is a way to resolve all problems! Everything depends on the trapped bluebird. The last step is to set it free, preferably while staying alive.

And just how do you set about doing this? We’ve written out your new life for you, Ceah. Your destiny awaits in Bye Bye Bluebird, a fantasy novel complete at approximately 108 000 words.

Caution: this is our first formula. Some technical difficulties may occur (especially with explosives). Not suitable if you are acrophobic.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

Anonymous said...

The info is better presented but I don't like the gimmicky letter to the main character. It's like one of those choose your own adventure novels as a query.

writtenwyrdd

Unknown said...

Wait--so there have been queries like that before? Formatted as letters to the main character? O__O

Dave Fragments said...

That sounds good, very good. It has what it takes. It's trying to draw the reader into the story.

If I were you, I'd drop the first two sentences and open the query with
First, acquire a stone called the Lis.

Change the line The next step is to discover that to
Second, discover that...

and then change the next paragraphs opening line from Meanwhile, you mingle with the Lisians, habitants of Alisia. Assuming that they wouldn’t be exhilarated if they knew the truth about you,
to Ceah Tiercen travels incognito among the Lisians. She hides her heritage...

See how I changed it? I took it away from 2nd person but I retained your meanings.

That next paragraph where you mention Regrine and the VED are like being hit in the head with a 2x4. You have to say something on the order of ... Regrine (the evil wizard) and a gang of thieves, VED, desire the LIS stone too ...

The sentence "yachts then sweep in" is too unexpected. You need to give a transition like "But someone else is looking for the LIS stone" or something like that. Ooops, I said that twice.

The idea is great and if you can get if all to work. It's well over half there. Gigantic improvement over the original. This does sell the novel.

Unknown said...

To Dave:

You said the idea was great--which one? Because the whole letter to main character has to be in first person...and that doesn't seem to work, right?...

Thanks for your comments! It eases a LOT of the awkwardness. Um, any opinions about the ending? Too cheesy/ not funny?

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Wait--so there have been queries like that before? Formatted as letters to the main character? O__O

Ray, google "query letter gimmicks", read a few of the resultant sites, then make the decision if this is the direction you're set on taking.

This version is clearer in what happens, but to be honest, I'm still looking for what sets this story apart. There's a talisman that's also a portal to another world, which is wanted by the antagonist. In this version, it sounds like there will be a one-on-one fight to keep the antagonist from gaining the stone. Yet your earlier versions indicate it's to be all-out war. While those are predictable stakes, they are at least higher stakes. In this version, though, it's not at all clear why Ceah must fight the Vulture. Is there a reason the Alisians must put their fate in the hands of a 13/14 yo?

Let me say, too, that some of your word choices and misuse of words in each version of your query give me pause. Is this indicative of your writing style in the ms? Have we seen any of the book posted in the New Beginnings? Big-time kudos on getting your word count down (yay! I know editing your baby can be tough and that's a truly celebration-worthy accomplishment!!!); now let's take a peek at a couple of your chapter openings and make sure they are the "right" words.

Anonymous said...

Wow, this is dreadful. Go back to the way you had it. Your shtick is destroyed once you describe her parents' reactions, which the letter-sender shouldn't be able to predict, and your first sentence doesn't make immediate sense. I'm afraid this whole letter will just make people think you're crazy.

Otherwise, it does a much better job at explaining what happens, so if you stick it in a normal format and be sure to include both causes and effects, you should be in good shape.

Unknown said...

Wow, I'm sure geting a variety of comments here.

However from what I can conclude, the letter thing isn't working...

Jamie Hall said...

Don't give up on the letter format. I like it a great deal better than the earliest version. The letter only needs a bit of tweaking to make it right, while your earlier effort needed a great deal of tweaking.

Do delete everything before "First, acquire a stone called the Lis." and make sure you keep in in first person throughtout.

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Oh jeez, did my other comment get eaten? It was long and, of course, quite brilliant. And said a lot of what 150 said, only hers got posted and mine didn't. I shall recap:

Please Ray, google "query letter gimmicks" before making the decision to continue in this direction.

This version does a better job of laying out the plot, but quite honestly, I'm still looking for the thing that sets it apart. Girl finds talisman that is also a portal. Winds up in another world where she must save the day. Or, according to this version, must fight Vulture one-on-one for some unexplained reason so he doesn't take the talisman that has some significance about flying. What happened to the war mentioned in the other versions? While predictable, that at least upped the stakes a bit.

But predictable stories get picked up because it's all about execution, right? However, to be blunt, I worry that the writing may not be as sharp as it can be based on the number of wrong and not-best word choices used in every one of your versions. Have you submitted any of your chapter openings so we can see if your writing does indeed trump the quality of your query letter?

On the positive side, major, major kudos for cutting the word count like you did! Editing your own work is tough and slashing up the baby is definitely a celebration-worthy accomplishment! Yay!

talpianna said...

You have never addressed the thing that's been baffling me from the beginning: WHY did Ceah's parents steal the stone? What was in it for them? And why won't she return it to the Lisians (or whatever you're calling them this week)? It seems that would be righting the wrong of the original theft. If it's because they want to keep it, and she wants to release the bluebird, when did she find out that this was a good idea? Because if she didn't know from the beginning, it seems that she WOULD have handed it over.

I think the ending should have Ceah, Lea, and Raya marrying Huey, Louie, and Dewey.

Unknown said...

Uhm...I'll just not say anything to the "Ceah, Lea, and Raya marrying Huey, Louie, and Dewey" thing... (and the Lisians have always been Lisians; Raya's now changed to Ashlyn, and Lea is no longer in the query)

It might just be me, but I feel it is utterly impossible to explain all Talpianna's questions in a query letter of 250 words. Let me pour forth the story behind it and see if anyone can compress it and fit it with the query letter in 250 words.

Why did Ceah's parents steal the stone? Ceah's mother (Asen) was a Lisian. One day, Ceah's father (Dai) stumbled into Alisia from Earth and they fell in love. This caused the jealousy of Finn, exceedingly rich and in love with Asen. Finn ridiculed, humiliated, and insulted Dai in front of everyone so Dai ran off to steal the sacred treasure of Alisia--the Lis. However the Lis traps a bluebird's soul, which resents its captivity and wants freedom. This it attempts to achieve by possessing all mortals (non-Fated. Ceah's Fated). So Dai became kind of possessed by the Lis (only kind of because he only had it for a day). So after that, basically, Regrine (asen's dad) became possessed by the Lis (he stole it in fury at Dai's crime, wanted to return it but got possessed instead), and all hell broke loose. Asen and Dai decided to escape to Earth. They need the Lis for that, so they stole it back (Asen could touch it cause she was pregant with Ceah) and they escaped. That is how they came to steal the Lis.

Now why won't Ceah give it back. When they arrived in Alisia Finn was freaking out, saying that "history would repeat itself" and that they should be killed or locked up somewhere--and they did NOTHING. So...if she admitted that she had the Lis--she'd be dead before she could say sorry.

Wow...I'm sorry if this made NO sense at all...

Unknown said...

I've just submitted its opening to EE as well.

Unknown said...

sorry--i'm back again. I googled query letter gimmicks and these "gimmicks" are like sending flowers/gifts and spraying your letter with perfume...none of which I plan to do.

There wasn't much on unusual ways to write your queries, but one site recommended not to be "overly cutesy or clever". -_-;; I personally don't think of the newest version as clever...and hopefully not cute...

Any opinions?

Evil Editor said...

I think it's an attempt to be clever, which might occasionally work, but I don't think you've pulled it off. It's not clear who has Ceah as a client and is writing this letter. Why would someone providing the "formula" to Ceah tell her she must discover that her parents have a hidden life, when they're telling her right there in the letter? Why aren't inhabitants of Alisia called Alisians? The plot's confusing. If her parents are hostages, how do they have access to Ceah to tell her eberything? I'd go with standard query format and try to make the plot more clear.

Unknown said...

I have figured out my problem. To fully describe the novel, I need more information. And I'll need explanations for everything to make sense. But I can't fit that in. So here's the latest query rewrite. The information that I don't know how to put in but needs to be there is at the bottom of the query.

When Ceah Tiercen arrives in Alisia with the stolen Lis Stone, nothing huge happens because due to her pseudonym, no one knows that she’s Ceah Tiercen or that she has the Lis Stone. It’s a different matter when VED arrive, bringing Ceah’s parents as hostages. The truth is exposed. Chaos explodes. Regrine declares war, as Ceah won’t give him the Lis. On the surface, that’s what’s happening…

Many events are churning under this surface to drive the story to its peak. The Sagets and the Nadirs are two groups of teenagers in Alisia. Leo has broken off from the Sagets after trying to harm them to help a stranger, Dante. When Dante abandons Leo, he turns to the Nadirs. Meanwhile Aura, another of the Sagets, is working a trade. She owes the Nadirs a debt, and the perfect opportunity to repay it arrives when Kyce Talo employs her to spy on Dai, who’s been imprisoned. She requests a jet and tireswings for herself and a rare drug, for the Nadirs.

Oblivious to all of this, Ceah is struggling with her own dilemma. Regrine’s true identity is revealed to her by her parents; he’s her grandfather. And as if that isn’t enough, the Lisians who hate her because of her heritage want to kill her. She’s only saved by a tireswing and a jet. Ceah realizes that the key to everything lies in the bluebird’s soul. Now all she has to do is figure out how to set it free, preferably while staying alive.

NOW WHAT I NEED TO PUT IN...
The Lis Stone is the stolen treasure of Alisia. It grants the ability of flight to certain individuals—Kamehamen (the Fated)—and it also traps the soul of a bluebird that yearns for its freedom.

Regrine is a man possessed. In its longing for liberation, the Lis takes over non-Fated. Part of its soul has taken over Regrine, and it has grown so strong that the real Regrine is almost completely gone. Now the possessed Regrine is after the Lis, so it can at last be freed.

Asen and Dai are Ceah’s parents. They fled to Earth after stealing the Lis Stone. [explanation for why they stole it in an earlier post]

VED: an illicit organization after the Lis Stone. Jackie Lato leads them into Alisia; he’s also a Lisian (Kyce Talo) who escaped during the war.

Fourteen year old Ceah Tiercen doesn’t know that Alisia or the Lis exists, much less that she is the Kamehamen, until one day…

Unknown said...

Version Fifty Billion. 265 words.
--Sorry if I'm not supposed to post this many revisions--

Dear:

Truth isn’t always pretty.

Fourteen year old Ceah Tiercen discovers this when the cruise she’s on sinks and she arrives in Alisia. She discovers that her parents fled to Earth after stealing the sacred treasure of Alisia, the Lis Stone, which traps a bluebird’s soul. She discovers that the Lis Stone is the same stone she found in her house. She discovers that she’s a Kamehamen—one of the Fated whose souls are linked to the Lis’. She discovers that an old man called Regrine is after the Lis Stone, which is the only thing that can grant him his freedom.

And that’s just the beginning.

VED, an illicit organization who want the Lis Stone to sell, also arrive in Alisia with hostages—Ceah’s parents. They decide that it’s time to tell Ceah everything. “Everything” includes Regrine’s true identity: Ceah’s grandfather.

Then Regrine declares war as Ceah refuses to give up the Lis Stone. The Lisians, who need Ceah to defeat Regrine, fight with her. Little do they know that Regrine’s army will be something beyond their most horrifying predictions.

Under the surface, events are taking place to drive the story to its peak. VED get involved in a Lisian plan to kill Ceah’s mother, which backfires and results in the Lisian commander being shot. A spy hired to spy on Ceah’s father is paid with a jet and tireswings, which will have an unexpected part in the grand scheme of things…

Bye Bye Bluebird is my first novel, a fantasy complete at 104,000 words.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

E.D. Walker said...

You don't need to say 104,000. You can say 100,000 or even 100K to save lots of space. Good job getting that word count down.

"Fourteen year old Ceah Tiercen discovers this when the cruise she’s on sinks and she arrives in Alisia. She discovers that her parents fled to Earth after stealing the sacred treasure of Alisia, the Lis Stone, which traps a bluebird’s soul. She discovers that the Lis Stone is the same stone she found in her house. She discovers that she’s a Kamehamen—one of the Fated whose souls are linked to the Lis’. She discovers that an old man called Regrine is after the Lis Stone, which is the only thing that can grant him his freedom." New word choice! Please! I hope this was deliberate. It doesn't read well, though. If it is a stylistic choice it's an ineffective one. Parallel structure has its limits. Change all but one of the discovers and vary your sentence structure a bit.

This version is much clearer than the first draft was, but now you're falling into the trap of just listing events without engaging the reader. "This happens and then this, which triggers such and so..." I don't connect to your characters or the story at all.

So, there's your next step. Make me want to spend 100+ words getting to know these people and their world.

Unknown said...

Alrighty.

The truth isn’t always pretty.

Fourteen year old Ceah Tiercen discovers this when the cruise she’s on sinks and she arrives in Alisia. There, she finds that her parents aren’t who they seem to be. They fled to Earth after stealing the Lis Stone, which traps a bluebird’s soul. It happens to be the same stone Ceah has with her after finding it in her house. There’s also Regrine. He wants the Lis Stone, for purposes stranger than Ceah can fathom. And Ceah finds that she isn’t who she thought she was either. She’s a Kamehamen—her soul is linked to the Lis’.

That’s just the beginning.

After reading this first paragraph, are you kind of feeling like "WHAT?!?!?"

I don't want to lose anyone that soon.

Julie Weathers said...

Ray, I am not educated so take my advice with a grain of salt. I'm just giving you my impressions and someone else can correct me if I'm wrong.

Fourteen year old Ceah Tiercen discovers this when the cruise she’s on sinks and she arrives in Alisia. There, she finds that her parents aren’t who they seem to be. They fled to Earth after stealing the Lis Stone, which traps a bluebird’s soul.

How does she get to Alisia from a sinking cruise ship?

Don't need "that" in second sentence.

I'm not trying to sound flippant, but if a stone could capture a soul, why on earth trap a bluebird? I mean I like bluebirds, but they aren't exactly rare and magical. Why would a trapped bluebird's soul be such a treasure?

It happens to be the same stone Ceah has with her after finding it in her house.

I'm not sure this is relevant. If it were me, I would write something about, "Ceah, carries the interesting stone around with her as a good luck rock, little does she know..."

There’s also Regrine. He wants the Lis Stone, for purposes stranger than Ceah can fathom.

Leave off, "There's also." Just begin with a brief introduction and his purpose. If I am a fourteen-year-old just transported to another world, all of this is going to be stranger than I can fathom.

"And Ceah finds that she isn’t who she thought she was either. She’s a Kamehamen—her soul is linked to the Lis’."

I begin sentences with "and" and "but" although it isn't proper. I don't think I would in this case, however. So her soul is linked to the bluebird's soul?

That’s just the beginning.

talpianna said...

A CRUISE doesn't sink. A CRUISE SHIP sinks!

---Maddened Mole

Anonymous said...

I'm coming in very late to the whole thread, but this letter is still very wordy. And list-y. And not exciting. And full of extraneous details.

You really need to pare down to the essentials, and to tell them in such a way as to fire the agent's imagination and make them want to learn the details, which they'll only get by requesting pages from you.

Here's what would attract my attention (excluding my bracketed editorial comments):

"Trapped on a sinking cruise ship (exciting!) and facing imminent death, fourteen-year old Ceah is jolted into a different world, a land called Alisia. (the 'big change') Here she discovers her parents are Lisians and, worse, that they stole a Lisian national treasure before fleeing to Earth. (not only are her parents liars, which all kids can identify with, but they're also CROOKS! Big selling point for the kiddies and those who pander to their tastes, and also points up something that makes your story different from the very many tales that end with some version of the parents being 'right')

The treasure, called the 'Lis', is a simple blue stone Ceah has been carrying in her pocket 'for luck', and it bestows - or awakens - Ceah's ability to fly. (that it does so to a select group of 'Fated' folks is irrelevant at this point)

Ceah isn't the only one interested in the stone's powers. There's the Vulture,' who only appears in mirrors, and a seemingly harmless old man named Regine. Then there's the VED, a black-market cabal that offers Ceah a simple exchange: the stone for her parents' lives.

Almost before she can blink, Ceah is embroiled in a brutal civil war between the Lisians, the VED and Regine, who, it turns out, is not only Ceah's grandfather but controls an other-worldly army too terrible to imagine.

While the adults around her cross and double-cross each other, Ceah must uncover the other secrets of the Lis stone and figure out how to return safely to Earth, with or without the folks she is beginning to fear aren't her real parents at all. (the metaphorical journey of self-discovery)

Bye Bye Bluebird is complete at 100,000 words. (no need to say it's your first novel)

Thank you for your time and consideration."

Sincerely,"

You may have use of this query letter (or any phrases contained therein) for free, but if your manuscript has the same verbosity as your queries, your first page will shoot you in the foot just as surely as your latest query letter would.

Unknown said...

Wow, you guys are amazing. Thanks Jeb, for your suggestions. I've been trying to follow the 'pare down to the essentials' advice but that example gave me a very clear impression on how to do it.

Yes, I've realized that the same problem occurs in my manuscript and thanks to EE and his minions, the first page is already much better. I'm going through the manuscript again to cut back on the wordiness.

Again, thanks, thanks, thanks.

Unknown said...

I like the idea with starting the query with the cruise ship sinking. However, it's almost 6,500 words into the story when the cruise ship actually sinks.

So is it okay to start the query with the ship sinking and Ceah arriving in Alisia?

E.D. Walker said...

Or maybe just start the book with the cruise ship sinking.

Unknown said...

I've considered, but that won't work, because she has to find the Lis, fly once, meet the Vulture, and know that her parents know more than she does before she can go into Alisia.

Anonymous said...

The query is not the story. The query is merely a fishing rod to lure the unwitting agent into your net. Use what works.

In this instance, what works is a cruise ship sinking. Or a girl flying. Just a girl finding a stone will not do it.

But the manuscript, when the excited agent requests it, must deliver SOMETHING exciting on page 1, so if it isn't the cruise ship sinking, it should at the very least be young Ceah flipping out at her mother and storming off to the spare room determined to wreck one of her mother's prized heirlooms (where she stumbles on a stone that lifts her momentarily off the ground and shakes her out of her pubescent rage)... or some such dramatic moment that will impel the hapless agent into turning that crucial first page.

Without that, you got nuthin'.

Unknown said...

Hmmm....the first page is New Beginnings 514, the edit at 2:19.

Unknown said...

ANOTHER VERSION!!!!! YAY!!!!!

Dear:

Trapped on a sinking cruise ship, fourteen-year old Ceah Tiercen is jolted into a world called Alisia. Here, she discovers that her parents stole a Lisian treasure before fleeing to Earth. The treasure, the Lis, is a plain blue stone Ceah keeps with her and which grants her the ability of flight.

As is characteristic of treasures, the Lis is wanted by many. There’s Regrine, a strange old man, and there’s VED, a black-market cabal. VED arrive from Earth and offer Ceah a simple exchange: the Lis for her parents’ lives.

Before she knows it, Ceah finds herself in the midst of a war between the Lisians and Regrine, who, it turns out, is not only Ceah’s grandfather but also controls an army that surpasses anyone’s most horrific predictions.

Apart from uncovering the secrets of the Lis, staying alive. and confronting her grandfather, Ceah now faces two choices: fleeing safely like her parents back to Earth, or trying to set things right in the world she has come to love.

Bye Bye Bluebird is a fantasy novel, complete at 97,000 words.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

talpianna said...

Much improved! I think this would work.

Now all we need is a title....

EB said...

I'll give you points for persistence.

I vaguely recalled the orginal query, and I skipped down to the most recent revision this time and found myself confused. So I sifted through the entire thread. I see how you arrived at the current iteration, and it's certainly well pared down, but there are certainly areas that require leaps of logic.

"Trapped on a sinking cruise ship, fourteen-year old Ceah Tiercen is jolted into a world called Alisia." The two parts of this sentence are obviously related in your story, but for the purposes of the query...being trapped on a capsized boat and entering a new world seem incongruous. Perhaps "after miraculously escaping a sinking cruise ship?"

"Here, she discovers that her parents stole a Lisian [treasure] before fleeing to Earth. The [treasure], the Lis, is a plain blue stone Ceah keeps with her and which grants her the ability of flight. As is characteristic of [treasures], the Lis is wanted by many."

Space is at a premium. You don't need to continually repeat that the Lis is a treasure. You can lose "As is characteristic..."

You've got lots of names here. Fewer than before, but still a bit of a clutter. And then you tell us Reggie is also Ceah's grandfather. Not sure that's entirely necessary.

For our own edification, would you please, please share what the VED acronym is? Somebody up there (last February I think) suggested "The VED" made them think of "STD." Personally, I though LED and wondered a moment if the blue stone powered blinky lights. The eye tracks to the capital letters, but if you're not explaining the acronym, you might just refer to the black cabal. That's shadowy enough.

Unknown said...

Oh, yes, THANK YOU...I really really need some help with the acronym too...

When I started writing this, quite a while ago, I gave the cabal the name "the VED" as a joke...and I haven't gotten around to changing it. Wow, with rewriting the query and cutting down the manuscript somehow that totally slipped my mind.

Well -yes, you may laugh heartily- right now they are the Void of Eternal Desolation. There you go.

trouble is, I'm really not sure what to refer to them as. I think I'll just refer to them as "the black-market cabal" in the query, but they'll need a name in the story.

Gypsum said...

Okay, so this is Titanic meets Narnia visited by Harry Potter who gets pimp-smacked by Eragon while trying to score some Bluebird hash on the Good Ship Lollipop?

It just might work! As I've said before, nice familiar plot: Parent's hide BIG effing secret from child, but then by some convenient twist of fate- the child finds out. Is this how it goes:
"Yes son, it's true. We stole that priceless stone from the Atlantians."

"Alisians, Dad."

"Whatever, just do me a favor son and give the stone back."

"But it gives me the ability to fly."

"Did you lick it by any chance?"

"Yep, Daddy-O. I sure did."

"Damn, boy. Sometimes I think the best part of you ran down your mother's leg. That stone is pure LSD."

"Huh?"

"You're trippin' my boy."

"Oh."

"So, give it back so we can go free."

"Dad, do you remember when I stole that Snickers Bar?You made me return it and I got community service plus I they held me back a year in School?"

"Yep, I sure do."

"Enjoy the daisies."

"What daisies? Oh, now I get it. You little piece of ..."

Anonymous said...

VED = Vacuum Erection Device. I'm surprised that Evil Editor didn't mention that. Just kidding, EE.

Hmm. That could be related to the Cialis quip, however.

Unknown said...

If I really get desperate I'll call them "Mano Sangre" but I hope I won't have to...