Queries Waiting (1)



Below, listed in the order received, are the titles of books whose query letters have been submitted for ridicule, but which have not been critiqued.

In order to offer the "Guess the Plot" feature with each query critique, Evil Editor needs his minions to suggest amusing fake plots for the titles. Send your fake plots as comments to this post. Try to limit them to 50 words. Don't worry if your plot is ridiculous; the actual plots usually are, as well.


Titles will be added to the list as new query letters come in, so check back. 


Smoke Dancing

The queue is nearly empty! It's the perfect time to submit your query. Yes, you.




8 comments:

CavalierdeNuit said...

Hey EE! Since I'm a twitter user, and I follow you, would you mind maybe tweeting when new queries appear in the queue please? Thanks!

Evil Editor said...

Good idea.

Ireth said...

Are we allowed to send in revisions after our initial queries have been critiqued? Is there a minimum time we should wait before doing that?

Evil Editor said...

Resubmissions are fine. There's no time limit, though experience has shown that the queries of those who resubmit the fastest are rarely improvements.

Anonymous said...

Hey EE! When can I expect a critique of my query letter?

Evil Editor said...

I prefer to wait till I've received at least 4 fake plots. Perhaps your title isn't inspiring the minions. I'll get on it.

Anonymous said...

Hi Evil Editor! Checking in to see how your review goes? If it is utterly dreadful, I shall respect your ever-wise opinion, though if you like it even a bit, I know I won't stop smiling for a week! All the best

Evil Editor said...

Um, if you send anonymously and don't provide the title, I don't know who you are.