Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Yes, Zog, this is the guy who invented the paint-by-numbers rock.--TalCatch beast. Eat penis. Zog strong. Many child.--Anon.Dear Mr. Evil,I wonder if I can interest you in my new children's hand game: Rock.--Anon.
Must be the Rock of Ages. "I am a rock, I am an island." BTW - most cave art turns out to be pornographic of the type "my dick's bigger than" and "her boobs are..." and rude comments about vaginas. Archeologist's heads might explode if they found literary graffiti equivalent of "It was a dark and stormy night"...
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