Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:You've had the Sweet Course - now try the Ugly Course.orYour Whine List, Sir.orSince the manager abolished tipping, I need all the dough I can get.orIf you're feeling a little queasy, chef says this works better than drinking salt water...orPermit me to serenade you by yodelling extracts from this timeless classic... or ...and I'm credited as 'anonymous' on p75 in the comment trail about farts...orSeventy five dollars - or I fetch Meester Ramsay...--WO Ah, a healthy helping of our fibrous Novelle Deviationes will help get that . . . what is it . . . bullshit out of you, dear writer. - freddie Eet eez a charming little vintage, wiz ze woody hignotes and ze fruity finish... --anon. Chewy, crunchy and just a little soft in the middle. And that's just the author.--McKoalaI carry 'is picture with me everywhere, but alors he does not know I exist. --anon.
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