Monday, December 24, 2007

Zombies!

A dozen of the following thirty titles are available at Amazon.com. The others were made up by the Evil Minions. Make your guesses; the answers are below.



Zombie Bums from Uranus

Man, Beast and Zombie

White Zombie Astro-Creep

Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse

March of the Undead

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Brainstorm

Would Anyone who has Lost an Arm Please Contact the Service Desk: Your Limb is Waiting For You

Zomboni: the ultimate sex guide for the living dead

Zomboni: My Life Driving the Truck With the Wacky Name

Dead Man's Best

Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie

Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree

The Dead Rise

The Zen of Zombie

The Down-Home Zombie Blues

Zombie Surf Commandos

The Good, the Dead and the Fed

The Dead-Vinci Mode: Renaissance Art from a nonliving perspective.

Love You True, My Eye's On You

Gombie: An Autobiography. From stretchy to stiff and all the stuff in between.

100 Zombies You Should Know: a feel-good book for the undead.

Dead Alive

Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned While I Was Still Alive: inspiring anecdotes and observations from a former Rabbi (and yes, he still keeps kosher)

The Secret Life of Z's: The original do-it-yourself book for zombification.

Keep My Hand, Keep My Heart

Dead Sexy

I, Zombie

Mondo Zombie

Undead in the City



Answers Below


Fakes submitted by Deb, December/Stacia, Khazar-khum, McKoala



Actual Zombie Book Titles:

The Zen of Zombie

The Down-Home Zombie Blues

Zombie Bums from Uranus

Man, Beast and Zombie

White Zombie Astro-Creep

Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse

Zombie Surf Commandos

How to Make Love Like a Zombie

Fred and Anthony Meet the Demented Super-de-Germ-O Zombie

Zombie Monkey Monster Jamboree

I, Zombie

Mondo Zombie

8 comments:

Chris Eldin said...

Merry Christmas EE!
:-)
And may your new year be filled with all of your favorite things!

Sandra Cormier said...

Merry Christmas O Evil One! Thanks for all your help this year. My New Years Resolution is to visit more often in 2008.

Stacia said...

Merry Christmas, EE!

Sylvia said...

Zombie music to go with the zombie books!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

(the video was done by a fan, the song has nothing to do with WoW)

Happy Christmas EE :)

Anonymous said...

White Zombie was Rob Zombie's old band.

"Astro Creep" was its best song. It had the 'more human than the human' refrain.

talpianna said...

THE DOWN-HOME ZOMBIE BLUES is a pretty good book. I'm a big fan of Linnea Sinclair, though this isn't her best.

Word Verification: uxltli

The Aztec god of zombies, of course.

Nancy Beck said...

Loved the Dead-Vinci Mode. :-) Heh.

Hope your Christmas was fun with all your zombie and weredingo friends. ;-)

Anonymous said...

How to Make Love like a Zombie is the best in the list