Monday, June 26, 2006

Face-Lift 85


Guess the Plot

Anatali: Eternal

1. Anatali is bored with immortality. He spends every moment attempting suicide. Unexpectedly, the fruitless attempts awaken a creative spirit in Anatali who begins to pass the nights inventing new and interesting ways of self demise. He then publishes his book: 1,000,000 Ways to Off Yourself.

2. On the planet of Q'xtlm, emperor Rlpbzp forbids all vowels and terrifies with his army--until a warrior takes the name Anatali and incites revolution.

3. Lanrete Ilatana, an Anatali warrior from the Im地ken tribe, sets out to recover the Amethyst of Eternity from the Mountain of Death to defeat Lord Blackheart.

4. Aboard the S.S. Anatali, a week before Academy finals, an artificial life form runs a gauntlet of student riots, corrupt cops, and zombies, trying to keep her roommate from being expelled.

5. Geeky Baskin-Robbins scooper Bobby Hullet falls for the mysterious woman who makes daily visits for frozen treats. Will he melt her chilly heart? Or will the path to her love remain a rocky road?

6. Puzzle book author Eric Lynn can't spell. But his books of anagrams fly off the shelves because no one else can either . . . until his 4th grade teacher reappears in his life, determined to right a decades-old wrong.


Original Version

Dear //Agent//,

ANATALI : ETERNAL is a 100,000 word space opera, blending cyberpunk and paranormal though an intimate voice. [Intimacy and cyberpunk: they go together like bacon and butterscotch.]

Dark Energy Theory, a cutting-edge science, fuels humanity's exodus from our solar system [The grass is always greener on the other side of the universe.] by harnessing the universe's most abundant--and dangerous--resource.

S.S. Anatali - January 27, 4128 - A week before Academy finals, Lillian, a prototype Artificial Lifeform, embarks on a midnight crusade to save her roommate from expulsion. [Why is her roommate being threatened with expulsion? Why would an Artificial Lifeform care whether her roommate was expelled? Why should we care? Is this Artificial Lifeform your main character? Artificial Lifeforms have to take finals? Do they ever fail? I mean, Data was an Artificial Lifeform, right? Even if he forgot to study, Data would never fail an exam. He'd be one of those annoying guys who finishes the whole exam and walks out while you're still on question 3.] When a hacker's security virus throws her dormitories into bedlam, Lillian and her friends run a gauntlet of student riots, corrupt cops, undead assailants, [Please use the scientific term: zombies.] online gaming, a love hexagon, and baking-- [Baking?] yes, baking. Center stage in a paranormal power play, [Hockey riddle: What do they call it when the New Jersey Devils are a man up? A paranormal power play!] the truth about Dark Energy Theory and her own mysterious design are about to collide.

I've included a brief sample, per your submission guidelines. At request I can send the entire manuscript or any part thereof. I use my website as a forum for short stories and new content, and as a device for building an online community around my project. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,


Notes

More information about the plot is needed. Is this book about dark energy or Lillian's roommate, or something you've barely touched on? Where is the Anatali? Where is it going?

As dark energy theory exists in 2006, it seems unlikely to be a cutting edge science in 4128. In fact, it seems unlikely it'll still be a theory. Setting this book more than 2000 years in the future means assuming that hackers and viruses and corrupt cops and baking--yes, baking--will not be long-forgotten, just as chariots, gladiators, and sandals are today.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES! I hoped it was summary #4!

Although #5 made me rofl. A rocky road indeed.

Anonymous said...

Sandals are forgotten? Google reports 43,100,000 hits for the term "sandals", and I doubt all of those are in history lectures about the ancient Romans. (Still, your point is well taken. Maybe the baking is in a History class.)

Anonymous said...

What!? Love triangles aren't complicated enough for the year 4128? -JTC

none said...

Maybe the SS Antali is like HMS Heron. That sounds like a ship, but it's not!

HMS Heron is located near Yeovil, Somerset consisting of 1,000 acres of airfield sites plus ranges and minor estates.

Anonymous said...

RE: Love triangles.

People in the future have to do something with their time.

Thanks for the write-up, EE!

Never in the story do I ever drop the 'Z' word, so I figured why force 'zombies' into the query.

Evil Editor said...

Evil Editor, on the other hand, jumps at any opportunity to force zombies into his blog.

Anonymous said...

Baking will exist for as long as people eat. Phooey on those Star Trek food machines -- never happen.

Sandals, though, will become historical artifacts immediately after the first human wears open-toed shoes on Mars, and those exposed tootsies curl up like the Wicked Witch of the East's did after Dorothy snagged her ruby slippers.

Anonymous said...

See, now, if I saw "undead assailants," I would think vampires, not zombies. Zombies really kill the sexiness quotient of a book. (But they increase the humor quotient. Hmmm...)

none said...

Anyone else remember that daft tv show Gladiators? Now that SHOULD be forgotten.

Anonymous said...

Look out!!
Here come the zombie librarians!

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