So, you think it's hard to condense your plot into one page? Maybe it would be easier to do with someone else's book. Choose one of the books below and write its query letter. Of course plot summaries of these books are a dime a dozen on the Internet, but you won't win with any of those. We're looking for creativity and humor. You may have until August 4, enough time to re-read the book you choose, if you wish to do so. You may submit entries as comments to this post, or as email. Prizes: publication of winning queries.
The Da Vinci Code
The Catcher in the Rye
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy