Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Q & A 75 Where's the chicks?
I got my Evil Editor polo shirts over a month ago (I bought two figuring one would always be in the wash) but so far I've gotten zero action from the chicks. What gives?
Idiot. When they see you in the shirt they look at you, they look at the picture of Evil Editor on the shirt, they look at you again, and they think, I wonder how I get in touch with this Evil guy.
You should have bought the women's cap sleeve shirts and given them to the women you had in mind. Women love gifts. Also, if they're wearing the shirt, they can't see EE's picture, which improves your odds. And even if you strike out, it's not a total loss; you get to see them in their sexy shirts, which you purposely bought too small.