Friday, April 13, 2007

26-Hour Writing Exercise


Deadline: 5 PM Eastern, Saturday. 200-word limit. The prompt:

Miss Snark spends Friday night blubbering. In the morning she burns the shoe boxes and computer containing her seven unpublishable novels, and gets a new tattoo in preparation for her blind date with Arnold Patterson, pizza driver. Is she at rock bottom yet?
If you want credit, include a name.

6 comments:

sylvia said...

No. She still has her gin.

Anonymous said...

Okay to use ALL meanings, I presume, i.e. blubbering as in crying, or blubbering as in smearing herself with whale fat or blubbering as in recovering from botox injections???

Miss Snark said...

holy moly

Anonymous said...

Is Evil Ed throwing down a gauntlet? This could get interesting.

foggidawn said...

Wait, wait, I've got it! EE is in the pay of Dan Lazar, recently killed repeatedly in the course of Miss Snark's Idols of March writing contest -- this has to be Lazar's revenge!

Robin S. said...

Wow, anon 10:07, I never thought of EE as an Ed kind of guy before.
It's kind of fun.