Tuesday, August 08, 2006
New Beginning 53
“Butter or brewers’ yeast?” Amy was popping popcorn.
“Butter,” hollered Mark.
I’d have requested yeast, but the video of Amy’s parents distracted me. I’d never seen such pendulous balls.
We’d planned a normal afternoon: cut school, get high, zone out on “The Wizard of Oz.” It’s really Amy’s dad’s fault; he taped his sex stuff over our movie.
“Eww,” said Mark.
Amy’s dad (in the video) adjusted the camera angle. There was a clear shot of Amy’s dad’s anus, and then of Amy’s mom giving Amy’s dad head.
“This is so not like porn,” Mark said. The popcorn was ready, and he went to eat it, and to make out with Amy.
I kept watching.
Amy’s mom cried after she orgasmed. She was upset about Amy, and I think she said my name. Amy’s dad cradled Amy’s soft-bellied mom. He said all of Amy's problems were my fault.
"Cut. Cut!" Maximus gave the universal chop-chop motion, flat-palmed across the front of his neck. "Censors say we go any further and we won't be able to shelve this in the YA section."
Mrs. McGillicuddy stopped transcribing.
"Let's move on to the S & M scene," Maximus said. "Bring in the whips and cuffs. Places everyone. Ready Mrs. McGillicuddy?"
Continuation: M.G. Tarquini
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