Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:That settles it. One copier for rejections, another for fan mail to Britney...--whirlochreNow how am I going to Xerox my arse? --anon.Dear Author, the photocopier rejected your manuscript. That's a "No". Regards, EE --anon.Mrs. V! The espresso machine's busted again! --anon.I lost my first job for putting my dick in the photo-copier. They fired her, too.--anon.I put it on reverse and feed the manuscripts through; cheaper than buying new paper... --anon.Please note that no photocopiers were harmed in the making of this cartoon. --anon.Dammit, Mrs. V, I said coffee. What would I want with a copy machine? --anon.It's a complete bastard until its first cup of coffee in the morning. --anon.Man, a whole ream of rejection slips and I haven't finished my first coffee yet... --anon.
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