Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Either they've eaten enough writers to start sending queries or Gepetto lives.--faceless minionWell done, Mrs. V. This is exactly what I wan-- Mrs. V? MRS. V???!! --Anon.Great for keeping the slush at bay; less great for the minute-on-minute "see ya later, alligator" jokes... --WhirlochreI hate taking pitches at conferences. --Marissa DoyleMrs. V! You seen the cat? --anon.
Oh hell, I'd have never thought of that. Love the author's brain.
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