I was digging through the archives, and I came across some fake ads for products I now feel would make an excellent addition to the Evil Editor Store. Books and DVDs aren't bringing in the kind of profits Evil Editor needs in order to retire a disgustingly wealthy man. Let me know which ones you want and if the demand is high enough I'll start production. (Some of the ads get bigger when you click on them.)
well, i know what i want for Christmas...
oh yeah. muttonchops.
EE, you really need to consider making a Halloween costume available for sale so at least one time a year we can all strive to be as evil and sexy as you! (and maybe other times in the privacy of our own homes...)
My shopping cart is full. Where's the checkout button?
AHAHAHAHAH! I want BT's e-pod.
btw, where is the price list? Or are you holding an auction?
You need to create a line of EE jewelry. QVC and HSN lives on jewelry.
A set of oracle coins would also useful for writer's block episodes.
toss three coins:
three heads = get more zombies!
three tails = get bigger explosions!
mixed = start over!
I desperately need any EE Toque.
Any respectful chef should have one of these... myself included.
Personally, I'd snap up the matching pink shirt and annotation set...
And what about Evil Editor Cookies?
For writers to nibble at between chapters?
Can we get the muttonchops dyed to match?
I think EE should pledge to shave his muttonchops and put them up for bid on Brenda Novak's next auction. He could always grow a new set, yes? ;)
I had a boss who wore a huge beard for years and then shaved it one day. Boy did he regret that. We giggled for a week before us looking at his chubby babyface and making fun of it got old. The Director of the Center giggled. Washington DC staff giggled and the Secretary of the Department giggled. The voice was right but the face was giggleliciously wrong. Boy did he regret shaving.
Get me the EE beads, Dave, and I'll make the jewelry.
Incidentally, do you prefer dangly earrings or necklaces?
I want an Evil watch. With numbers set counter clockwise. That ought to screw me up real good.
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