Some of you have seen these films, as I produced them for another blog, but as I'm low on material or feeling lazy, I'll post them here for the first time.
The task in the first film was to read something completely bland and make it sound sexy. The task in the second film was to read something sexy and make it sound unsexy.
God, these are perfect, married here as they are.
Squaaaaashhhh and sucking fingers and chocolate nipples. Gotta love 'em.
I just listened to SQUASH and I'll probably never eat that stuff again. Now broiled eggplant with fresh basil and olive oil is better than most orgasms but we don't want to create veggie porn, do we? Lascivious limas and cocky cabbage and androgynous artichokes.
Hmm, Robin likes these. I see her reputation has some merit. ;<)
Well, I did, too.
That second reading made me laugh out loud. Scared the dog and chased the kitty, it did.
I love the oom-pah band in the background. Did you know that at the American Accordionists Convention they have a "Lady of Spain" hour?
I don't think I'll ever be able to hear the word squash or read it again without busting out laughing.
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