Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Things just haven't been the same around here since Daddy Warbucks bought the house I work for... Wonder how she's getting on reading the slushpile with those blanked out eyeballs, anyway. --Mother (Re)producesLookin' good. --anon.With this wig, and my specs an inch or two higher, I'm a cinch to get the 'Annie' role.--Paul PennaDecades of editing best-sellers, but I have to change my name to Susan Boyle to get a little recognition... --John...so Quinto landed Spock, and they palmed me off with a Tribble...--woEvil looked in the mirror. He was devastatingly handsome, with iron-gray hair and...wait, what do you mean describing your MC by having them look in a mirror is cliche? --KierstenIs that a dildo?! --anon.Ah, now THERE is someone who could use a face-lift. --MatthewMirror, mirror, with title focusSlushpile bestselling manuscript locus --Faceless MinionToo pretty for the book industry. Should be in the movies. --Matt HeppeNahhh..why mess with perfection? --khazar-khumThis wig is a pomeranian! No wonder Ms. Sanders has eyes in the back of her head.- r. watsonOkay, think, think... The poodle was fine this morning... --anon.
Doh! reading this again, my caption doesn't make much sense. I deleted my antecedent! 'she' should be 'Annie.'
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