As some of you know, I sprinkled a liberal dose of excerpts from Face-Lifts into Why You Don't Get Published, and lots of my favorite Guess the Plots into Novel Deviations 2 as space fillers. I've decided to fill excess space in Novel Deviations 3 with Bad Analogies. I have many from the previous exercise (Results in the July archive, 7/20-21), but I need a few more.
Normally I'd put this off till the weekend, but there's only one query in the queue, and not enough fake plots for that one (which makes this the perfect time to submit your query and get fast turnaround).
Submit your bad analogies as comments; rather than publish them as they come in, I'll compile them into a future post.