Why you don't get published.
Bwahahahaha. "Eyes glued to me like flies on a pest strip."Evil Editor, you da man, uh, da E. Sam Spade's got nuthin' on ya.Your voice, uh, the voice of the stiff looking for you, sounds like Henry Kissinger without the German accent...
Your voice does sound like Henry Kissinger. Henry, are you sitting at some squatty little desk in Manhattan, making up things?
That was so cliche it came off easy as pie.
Damn. That was good - that CruiseControl guy (?) is good - and loved the reading.
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