Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions (although the first few are pretty much the same joke as the chosen one):Five hours and three phone calls. I'm beginning to think he's not the cable repair guy... --anon.He's been here for two hours already. When will this jerk realise he's got the wrong room? --McKoalaMy car broke down, he says. Can I borrow your phone? he says...--anon.Like he needs his gyno buddy to tell him he's holding the instructions upside-down. --anon.This is the first time I've had one need to call for back-up... --anon.Yes, doctors do spend a lot of time on the phone and shuffling paperwork, but that's not what I meant. --blogless_trollPizza with oysters, asparagus, and *bananas*? I am soooooo outa here...--Mother (Re)producesThe bastard can call who he likes: there was no "what goes in Vegas" clause in the pre-nup. --anon.
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