Justin and Andy sat in the pumpkin patch plotting their atrocity while Doorstep chased moles. "Let's run through it again," Andy said. "I'll lure the kids into the shed; then you smash their heads until they're unconscious, and then I'll cut off their heads and limbs with the chain saw and we'll drain their blood into buckets."
"I'm not sure I can knock someone unconscious; can I practice on some pumpkins?" Justin asked.
"Okay, but not out here," Andy replied, and Justin jumped up and down with excitement. He wanted to be part of the game.
"Okay, let's get these pumpkins to the shed," Andy called. "We're gonna need some hammers and buckets!" Justin jumped up and down again, and Doorstep wagged his mighty tail.
If Andy had been born a dog, he would've been a tail-wagger too.
--Evil Editor/Chris Eldin