Why you don't get published.
Glad someone finally came up with something for this one.
Unchosen Captions:There, the arm's completely numb. Let's see if it works... --anon.Whoa! My hand looks HUGE from up here...! --anon.Honey! Would you turn the page for me? --anon.So this broad comes in and attacks me..I told her this wasn't a kilt. I told her these were ugly old-man golf shorts...but still, she wouldn't believe me...wore me out...insisted on checking to see if I'd gone commando. --RobinDammit. Where did I put the instructions about how to get down from this thing? --woHey, you write "This is AWFUL" on thousands of manuscripts and your hand muscles would be bizarrely overdeveloped, too. --Kiersten"Dear so-called Editor, you should be strung up for what you did to..." Heh, heh. --anon.I want your submissions to really jump off the page to reach me.--Sophia
I don't know why but that is really gross!
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