Why you don't get published.
Some unchosen captions (Note: groceries were not part of the original drawing):Thought I should let you know: I just crapped on your Ferrari.--anon.It's a legal thriller about a doctor who turns out to be a quack. --r. watson...and then he turns into a swan. Sob..sob..but hey — thanks for listening, pal. I knew you'd understand... --woIf I crap on Grisham's head will you look at my manuscript?--writtenwyrddI'm sure you meant to say, "Duck off"--Roger EschbacherIt's a social commentary set in the 1800s. I've called it Beak House. --anon.We were thinking of naming a wing after you... --anon.
One of Anon's better ones...
Years ago when I would visit my favorite Aunt in New York City, there was this little restaurant that would serve Long Island Duck L'Orange. I haven't had good duck since then.
This is priceless!
And you expect me to feel sorry for you, Dave? I feel sorry for the ducks who died so you could complain about the inferior meal they provided. Meh.(The caption reminds me of this tv ad: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UBzVroza2co )
I feel sorry for the ducks who died so you could complain about the inferior meal they provided. Meh.Tee-hehehehehehehehehehehe One duckie died before I knew that nothing but LINY duck would meet the quality of that little restaurant ever again. At least no restaurant in Pittsburgh. I mean, think about it - Pittsburgh's most famous restaurant is Primanti's that wraps square hamburgers and fries together and sells the creations to truckers.;)
Evil. I like it.
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