Saturday, December 07, 2024

Face-Lift 1481

Guess the Plot

The Book of Stolen Ideas

1. Mason Thomas has written a book in which he plagiarizes the ideas of hundreds of philosophers. He titles it My Thoughts on Humankind, but his editor, in a rejection letter, suggests a better title.

2. Angel hair pasta. Air fryers. Cell phones. Caramel popcorn. These are just a few of the great ideas Norm Fleeg came up with only to discover someone else beat him to it. Nobody better steal his latest idea, a sundial you wear on top of your head.

3.Time travelers are using their power for nefarious reasons, like maybe going to the future and stealing ideas, and Perry Van Winkle doesn't like it. So he starts an agency to police these criminals, but it's really hard to jail someone who can disappear into the future and return with a lethal ray gun.

4. When archaeologist Richard Fox discovers an ancient tome in a Roman crypt, he realizes that the veracity of the New Testament is about to be thrown into question. Unless he destroys the book. Is revealing the truth worth it if it destroys an entire religion? Rhetorical question, of course it is.

5. Erwin Ivy works in the patent office, on the side copying down every money making invention ever into a little booklet that's going to make him a zillionaire in the parallel dimension he found. 


Original Version

Dear Evil Editor,

Having traveled time [time-traveled] the majority of his life, Perry Van Winkle can be [is] sure of one thing: man is made for the present. 

Not the past. And most definitely not the future.
 
It’s the reason he’s founded the Berlin Corner Espionage: a network of people with like-abilities to police the illegitimate practices of time travel. ["The Berlin Corner Espionage" doesn't sound right. I can't tell if "Corner" goes with Berlin or with Espionage. And "The" doesn't go with espionage. "Time Enforcement Commission" (TEC) was already used in the movie Timecop.
How about: It's the reason he’s founded TIME (Time-travel Interception, Management, & Enforcement). You can have that free of charge.] [When you say "people with like-abilities," do you mean the ability to time-travel? In other words, time traveling is a super power only a few people have, rather than something someone invented?] But just as time cannot be controlled, neither can those who play with it. [If the agents of TIME can't control those who abuse time travel what can they do?] A long-lost object that has the potential to control the future [You just said time cannot be controlled. Now you say there's an object that can control the future.] has resurfaced into the hands of Perry Van Winkle’s nemeses, Lionel and Estella Clyborne, and they’re willing to do whatever it takes to break the barrier between ‘now’ and ‘then’: killing their rebellious and estranged son, Dristle; holding captive their prized daughter, Nadya, whose dreams can predict the future; and most importantly, forcing Perry Van Winkle to plunge into the gnarled rabbit hole that is his past. [I don't see how the first two items on that list break the barrier between now and then.]

The Book of Stolen Ideas (78,000 words) is a speculative fiction novel intended for adults. Similar to novels, such as Paradox Bound by Peter Clines, this book has gothic twists and multiple perspectives.

This would be my debut novel. I am native to XXX and currently work in webinar and video production. In my spare time, I enjoy running, cooking, and, much like the characters in my book, playing musical instruments, including piano, flute, and clarinet. [The clarinet inevitably gets drowned out by the brass section. Sell yours on eBay and get a drum set.]

Thank you for your consideration.


Notes

Say you're interested in which stocks are going to go up, or who's gonna win the Super Bowl in 2050. Holding Nadya captive, waiting for her to have a dream about the stock market or the 2050 Super Bowl, and forcing her to tell you what happens, seems less efficient than just sending a time traveler to the future to see what happens and report back. 

The Clybornes have an object that can control the future, but that doesn't seem relevant to their goal of breaking the barrier between now and then. What future event do they want to control with this object? You did start by saying man is most definitely not made for the future. What's the worst-case scenario if the Clybornes use their object to control the future?

Rip Van Winkle was confused and out-of-place when he woke after 20 years. Possibly he felt man was not made for the future. Does Perry go into the future and feel this way? I don't see another reason to use the name Van Winkle, other than to highlight this theme, but it seems heavy-handed to use that name for that reason. We should get the theme without your help. What you've told us about the plot doesn't suggest this is a modern retelling of Rip Van Winkle.

Once you've introduced Perry Van Winkle, you may henceforth refer to him as Perry (or Van Winkle), rather than use his full name. Presumably, in your book, you don't always say Perry Van Winkle.

Did you steal the idea for this book, or is there a book of stolen ideas in this book?

Were the Clybornes Perry's nemeses before he became a timecop? It seems like Perry acquires these nemeses awfully fast after opening his business. Someone find out if Lex Luthor was referred to as Superman's nemesis the first time he appeared in a Superman comic. My sense is that you have to be a recurring character to be a nemesis. Otherwise you're an adversary.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey author, congratulations on finishing your book!

So, what gives Perry the right to "police" time travel? He sounds like just some dude acting on his own.

What makes time travel "illegitimate"? Unless you have a government (equivalent) setting up laws, it's, again, people acting on their own.

How old is the nemeses' daughter? Fiddle with time until she's under age and instead of captivity, it's just her parents being responsible guardians.

Other things that might help:
-Mentioning stakes more specific than "control the future."
-Hinting at what the problem is with Perry's past.
-Everything EE said.

Hope this helps
good luck

Anonymous said...

Hi Evil Editor,

The author here. Thanks for the face-lift! This is good feedback. But what I’m more concerned about is the fact that you’ve managed to include the name “Mason Thomas” in one of the fake plots, when I have a character in my book named Mason and another with the last name Thomas. What kind of game are you playing?

Sincerely,
The author

P.S. Would the bagpipes suffice? I'll need to work on my lung capacity but anything to get published.

Anonymous said...

Author here. This is splendid feedback. Thanks for taking the time to comment!