Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:It's as good a way as any of finding something in the slush. --khazar-khumThis game would be a lot more fun if I hadn't lost my other four fingers in that blogging accident. -r. watsonHow many times do I need to tell 'em, throw 'em at the pole! --anonWhat? It's cheaper than golf. --KierstenCall this an Editors vs. Agents Friendly? These buggers really hurt... --writtenwyrddYes, this is the downside of my new, electro-magnetic, super editing arm... --anonFor a horse, he's pretty good at this... ?Note to self: Never play golf with Mister Ed. Dang . . . these boomerangs really suck. --freddieWhy play Pin The Tail On The Donkey when you can Hurl The Gumshield At Tyson? --woFucking magnetic personality. --anon.Dammit, why don't they take these things off before they cook 'em? Now, where's that toothpick..? --anon.Who needs luck when you're as handsome and intelligent as me? --anon.Hmm. Not what I had in mind when I heard the Editor's Group needed another ringer. --anon.
You know, EE sure gets around and he has such incredible adventures.
Good one, Chelsea!
Yay! This one was driving me nuts! Well done.
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