Why you don't get published.
Just blame high gasoline prices...Bad tomatoes...Britney Spears...Gay marriage...Fugitive Emissions..."W"Biased news...River water rotted your manuscript...
Your minions are getting to you? I thought you loved our attention.
Dammit. I just went and Googled "Cherry Rosenberg". No one pones me continually the way you do.The only one who even comes close is that Rod guy- and he's hardly ever around.
So then I had to google Cherry Rosenberg too! (Don't bother, not found) and then I remember that joke about the schoolboys being late to class because they were ontop of Cherry Hill and it just went awry from there. But I do think I can picture Evil on the couch so I'm in.ME
The bronze syringe bulb weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels.A monument to the enema has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. no shit!
Well, hi there, Mr. Evil.I may write one for you, myself.You can take the heat, can you not, my good man?(I've been told you are one sexy bastard.)
I think we need more information...;-)
Why Miss Spitfire, that's one fiery profile you've got there. Welcome! Though I'm not sure even your southern charms can sway the evil out of our "good man." (But it should be fun trying, eh?)
There's a thread here about the enemonument, with a link to the story, a picture, and appropriate puns:http://tinyurl.com/53fq2pAs for the writing exercise, how am I going to get moles into this one?
Moles can not be stopped.They are under the bed or in your head, and nibble your toes or bite your nose.Um...that's all. I'm afraid.Bill H.
Dear minions,I am new to this site and have innocently decided to submit an answer for the last exercise. The original post did not say where to submit, so I sent it to the address for queries and such (email@example.com). Am I headed in the right direction, or is there another protocol of which I am unaware?Thanks for the help.
Your exercise was received. I get them whether submitted as emails or comments.
Wendy seems nice. We're going to have fun with Wendy.
"Wendy seems nice.We're going to have fun with Wendy."Yes...*whispers a prayer for the innocent, eager and doomed.
It can't be the minions getting to you, can it? Really? And Hi Wendy,Looking forward to seeing yours tomorrow.
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