Why you don't get published.
Hah.Reminds me of one of my former employers, who cancelled the tea trolley to save money, then complained that people were spending work time going to the canteen. Well, duh.
I want to know what the Evil Kickback is...50%? 70%?
$70 for a gallon of wine in the Evil One's office? Bargain!
Now, you could quintuple those profits by opening a branch in the hallway outside EE's office, and then selling snack food to the hopeful writers who wait there for days to trip him and then break his fall with their 10,000,000,000-word manuscript.
Yesterday I took my Niece's son to see Batman. He's 13. Behind us was a skinny little boy all of about 6 or 7 years old who walked in with a tub of popcorn that he needed both arms to hold and covered his chest completely. I swear it was 18 inches tall and a foot round. The kid could have hidden in the tub. Well maybe. That might be my exaggeration. But all I could hear behind me was popcorn crunches.
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