Why you don't get published.
Surely both of the glasses contain iocane powder? :)
HAHAHAH! But with these occasional Grisham references, my curiosity is piqued. Why do you slay him so?:-)
Thanks, EE. By the way, I thank you again for a superb blog. I still have to read most of the Archives, but wow! you certainly don't lack brains (which, incidentally, means you'd better look out for zombies, as they always go for those meals that yield the most calories -- but oh never mind: nothing that brains can't fix).
Reminds me of Fizzini in The Princess Pride. (Wallace Shawn's character)...It's INCONCEIVABLE that you would forget the poisoned wine.
Poison them both. After all, if you've survived all that the minions have done to you in the writing exercises, you must be invulnerable, immortal, and masochistic.
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