Ahh. Yes. I see a funny continuation. It will be chosen. The author's name is...ril... --Blogless_Troll
That's a good question, toots, but before I answer, let me rub my ball...--Anonymous
Auguries of your future? Or bubblegum dreams to pop?--WO
...and here, inside this globe, I have the head of Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Look! Snow!--anon.
And this, my pretties, is to remind you -- you'll never make it as writers if you have crystal balls...--anon.
If I'd foreseen how many cheesy captions I'd get, I'd never have started this contest.--McKoala
I'm an editor, not a soothsayer. If I could see the future, do you really think I'd be wasting my talents on you pitiful creatures? Heck, no! I'd be writing the next bestseller myself!--Precie
Even with my crystal ball, I'm having trouble seeing why your "Harry Potter" clone is any different from all the rest.--Benwah
I Griseld, kaween of the gypsies see your past and future. You will be born of mother and father and you will find growing up difficult. SO will your children and their children, all born of two parents. The ball sees the future and your pathetic life. I foresee a burning fire chastising your body when you do the most intimate of matters.Magdalene's got it and now, so do you. The sun will rise on your work efforts tomorrow but on the third day, a huge ball of hot gas will rise in its place. I Griselda see all of this. I see the thunderstruck tower with wheels akimbo and doors ajar. You should not swim with Woge, GUnda and FLossiess. They are diseased and will give you a big hand. Keep the raincoat and close the zipper.
No problemo, Robin, as I have no idea what "mean butt" means--insult or callipygian compliment? Hey, I learned smegma already today and am maxed out on new words.
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Ahh. Yes. I see a funny continuation. It will be chosen. The author's name is...ril... --Blogless_Troll
That's a good question, toots, but before I answer, let me rub my ball...--Anonymous
Auguries of your future?
Or bubblegum dreams to pop?--WO
...and here, inside this globe, I have the head of Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Look! Snow!--anon.
And this, my pretties, is to remind you -- you'll never make it as writers if you have crystal balls...--anon.
If I'd foreseen how many cheesy captions I'd get, I'd never have started this contest.--McKoala
I'm an editor, not a soothsayer. If I could see the future, do you really think I'd be wasting my talents on you pitiful creatures? Heck, no! I'd be writing the next bestseller myself!--Precie
Even with my crystal ball, I'm having trouble seeing why your "Harry Potter" clone is any different from all the rest.--Benwah
Now THAT is evil.
Oooohhh. Aaaahhhh. Publish America! Be still my beating heart.
Good one!
I Griseld, kaween of the gypsies see your past and future. You will be born of mother and father and you will find growing up difficult. SO will your children and their children, all born of two parents. The ball sees the future and your pathetic life. I foresee a burning fire chastising your body when you do the most intimate of matters.Magdalene's got it and now, so do you. The sun will rise on your work efforts tomorrow but on the third day, a huge ball of hot gas will rise in its place. I Griselda see all of this. I see the thunderstruck tower with wheels akimbo and doors ajar. You should not swim with Woge, GUnda and FLossiess. They are diseased and will give you a big hand. Keep the raincoat and close the zipper.
Inquiring Moles want to know: Is Dave F. truly a profoundly wise and learned savant, or just barking mad?
Mean butt.
I don't bark. I rarely bite.
And never merely certifiably mad...
;)
Hey, tal, the way this looks, my comment following yours, it looks like I'm calling you a mean butt.
But no worries- I'm talking about EE.
No problemo, Robin, as I have no idea what "mean butt" means--insult or callipygian compliment? Hey, I learned smegma already today and am maxed out on new words.
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