Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Hello? Gracie, darling! How are you? What? My first book signing? Wonderful news! I can't thank you en--What do you mean regular clothes? --Blogless_Troll Sigh. I can't wait until they all leave, so I can touch myself. --Anonymous "Indeed it was no small disappointment to discover, after that first illicit thrill, that a dictionary is not more than a book of words..." --Anonymous Get down on the fuckin' floor, you mother-fuckin' son of a bitch.Ah! Dickens!--WO But still, it occurs to me that his critique of my work would be clearer were his head not buried beneath my skirts... --anon. Jane Austen, yawn. When is Novel Deviations IV coming out?--McKoala'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times'? Now, what the Dickens does that mean? --anon Goodness me, this is tedious. I wonder if Miss Austen would allow me to introduce her to young Thomas Clancy? --anon.This is so boring. Where's my Novel Deviations? --Sarah
Good one, Buffy!Also loved the touch myself, and the ND stuff.
Oh, Buffy! That was perfect.
*blush*EE improved it!
Hahahaah! Good one, Buffy!!!!
Improved or not - it's a great one, Buffy!
This warning should appear on all self-publishing websites!
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