Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Insert Pin B into Shelf 3 while hitting with gentle on Side W? Goddamn IKEA. Can't they give directions in English? --Mignon We hold these...axioms--no. We hold these...truths? Bah! Who am I kidding? I'll be stuck in this dead end job forever.--Blogless_Troll
E,I'm sorry, but your cartoons suck.Stick with messing up the query letters and those dead diplomats with all the money from Beirut-- that's why we read.- The Voice o' The People
The cartoons are in addition to, not instead of, queries. However, if the people keep sending cartoon captions, and stop sending fake plots, you'll just have to wait. I have no more than two fake plots for any title waiting. And not many titles waiting, so if we get the GTPs, we'll soon be out of queries.
I did my duty and submitted a few GTP's. My dog also did his duty this morning. Pictures at 5 on the local news.
The voice of the people?Huh. I hadn't realized there'd been a vote.
Good one!!!:-)I love the captions!!!
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