Why you don't get published.
Unchosen Captions:Okay, once this caption was voted in (by a narrow margin) there was no need for the dartboard to look like a window, so I touched it up, and now the unchosen captions that had the dartboard being a window make less sense, but you get the idea.It...it feels like I'm paralysed - only much more intense.--Whirlochre "Pull the blind, would you? That guy in the alley is givin' me the creeps..." --Anonymous "He can't be mad at us, Bob. After all, he spends all his time blogging."--Pacatrue Eeny, meeny , miny, moe..." --Blogless_Troll I can pierce his ear like this, but I need him profile to pierce his nipple. --Sarah So I click on EE's blog and see a cartoon showing a man in therapy. I got the perfect caption for it, you know? Only some dude thinks his is the best one, see? I'll show him. --Christine Eldin "Mark me down for two bloody eyes. How much do I get for a nose bleed again?"--Scott Tell him: no, they shouldn't've put no comma there 'cos it's separatin' consecutive actions in the predicate. Then shut the fuckin' window. --Anonymous
Was that really my caption?? I remember putting the blogging one in, but this one's a blank. Cool. I must have been on a writing high (but if someone else claims it, it's probably theirs).
Actually, yours was "Somehow, it's just as fun every time, eh, Bob?"I didn't want to give myself credit and have you complain that I stole your idea.
Well now I know where the extra vote came from.;)
Don't worry. I'll always hate you anyway, you bastard.
Good one, paca-EE.
HAHAHAAH!Good one, Paca!!:-)
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