Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:For $25, all we get to do is shake.--WhirlochreWho needs Charles Xavier when your school boasts Captain Weird Face? --WhirlochreSo all I have to do is guess which of you is wearing women's court shoes..? --anon.I know it's impolite to asphyxiate but that weirdo with the face fungus is scaring the bejesus the hell outta my ass. --WhirlochreExcuse me, I'm Jane. I'm looking for Dick. Can you help me?--Mother (Re)producesI'm thinking Milly-Molly-Mandy meets Terminator.--Mother (Re)producesI'm so glad my books have become popular again. Even if it is mostly among hairy old men. --Mother (Re)producesRead my manuscript, and maybe I'll give your hand back. --anon.
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Unchosen captions:
For $25, all we get to do is shake.--Whirlochre
Who needs Charles Xavier when your school boasts Captain Weird Face? --Whirlochre
So all I have to do is guess which of you is wearing women's court shoes..? --anon.
I know it's impolite to asphyxiate but that weirdo with the face fungus is scaring the bejesus the hell outta my ass. --Whirlochre
Excuse me, I'm Jane. I'm looking for Dick. Can you help me?--Mother (Re)produces
I'm thinking Milly-Molly-Mandy meets Terminator.--Mother (Re)produces
I'm so glad my books have become popular again. Even if it is mostly among hairy old men. --Mother (Re)produces
Read my manuscript, and maybe I'll give your hand back. --anon.
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