Thursday, December 21, 2006

Awards Update


Volunteers are choosing the three best Face-Lifts in groups of 25. Once we have their choices, we'll allow a few additional wild card nominees, then narrow the field to the five or ten most-deserving.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm only a part-time minion, but I'm willing to review some if you want.
-mb

Evil Editor said...

You're hired. mb has 151-175. Choose the funniest three.

Anonymous said...

I've been afraid to because it seems my sense of humor is a little off from most folks, but I reckon I can help out. -JTC

Evil Editor said...

You have 176-200, jtc. Don't screw up this responsibility.

Anonymous said...

I feel the pressure already.

Eunuch said...

Ha!

I will not volunteer, n' u can't make me!

I think all these folks are funny on the head. Some more than others.

Love, Peace and Joy!

But I shall vote. Sometimes twice in a row.

Anonymous said...

I wandered over here from Miss Snark's blog. I'll take the last ones if nobody else has them yet. This site is hysterical. I'm going to get Snarked since I screwed up my hook (#430), so I may as well have some fun over here instead.

Fred

nut said...

Eunuch, I'm not funny on the head. Just cracked... You, on the other hand...

Nevermind.

JTC, I admire your courage. I'd volunteer, but am too afraid of getting my scull cracked. I mean, there's REGULARS out there!

Shivers, and hides under the rug.

Evil Editor said...

Fred has 201-225.

Chumplet said...

I'll take the last 25, EE.

Evil Editor said...

Chumplet has 226-250 (though she'll have to wait a day or two for # 250).

McKoala said...

"I've been afraid to because it seems my sense of humor is a little off from most folks, but I reckon I can help out. -JTC"

That worried me too (my sense of humour not yours), but it's all subjective; it can't be any other way. If we miss anything that anyone absolutely loves then it will be up to them to nominate it as a wild card I presume.

Anonymous said...

Myself, I judged them both on what I thought was funniest and on how many of the comments referred to spewing beverages. The two mostly coincided, fortunately.
-mb

Anonymous said...

Do we just post the choices here?

Evil Editor said...

you may send them here. They won't be posted till they're all in.

Horror said...

At the risk of getting stoned, or, in this case, charbroiled to death, I'd like to nominate two new categories.

1. The royal blunders.

2. The coolest fake plots.

Yeah, I know that I'm an out of order newbie, butt I just had to point these out.

Oh, and my v-thing has an 'ass' in it. Weird...

illiterate said...

Missed my chance to volunteer.
Bum-er.

Well, if Horror's suggestion takes off, I'd like to nominate my self as one of the blunder folks. Cause I must be one of the most ridiculous spellers out there.

Eunuch said...

I thought this was a great place to pin my magnificent work of art...



The Odd to EE


EE, I love U,
4 all that you do.
You woman stealing editor
Who smells like poo...

I promise to queery you,
You gorgeous you.
Cause my writing sucks.
U know tis true!

I must confess
My feelings for U,
For EE you're trully
The fly in my stew.

And flies taste great too!

Anonymous said...

I like horror's idea.

Also, I would suggest that if anybody else wants to volunteer to review facelifts, they should review groups that might already have been reviewed once. Redundancy (or, in the literary world, "a fresh pair of eyes") wouldn't hurt...

Evil Editor said...

By all means, choose any group you wish and submit your choices as funniest.

nut said...

This is the final straw, that broke the leprichon's nose...

EE does not smell like poo! More like coal, I reckon.

Eunuch, give up poetry. Clearly, it's not you thing.

I don't even want to know, what you thing is.

I hope the brutal coppers get ya, you nut hater!

nut said...

Oh, and I second nominate illiterate as the worst author-speller. Also, as one of the most annoying, even if well meaning minions.

Wait a sec... I think Eunuch should be number one, at the most annoying minion list. Then illit. I dunno.

S. W. Vaughn said...

Woo! A contest! I missed the review volunteering... but I shall vote!

GutterBall said...

Um...Eunuch? Didn't we politely suggest that you not use the podium anymore? I just got it cleaned up from the last time.

eunuch said...

Gutterball, how could you? Off all people, I thought you'd appreciate a talented speaker. Besides, I was really neat, this time.

Oh, and I brought some rubber gloves and bounty sheets, just in case.

nut said...

Well, since you can't keep the eunuch from the podium, maybe we should just throw the podium away.

Far away.

Somewhere on the other side of the planet.

Maybe Sahara desert...

Then, maybe we'll be safe from the unsanitary brutality.

Horror said...

So, anyone care to volunteer for those blunders and fake plots, or am I over my bold head here?

Anonymous 12:08PM, are you in?

As for most annoying, I'm new here, but I definitely vote for eunuch.

GutterBall said...

Gutterball, how could you? Off all people, I thought you'd appreciate a talented speaker.

And you thought this because of...what? My thrilling and inspiritational (and hogwash) speech about how the Chiefs would win the SuperBowl this year?

I do appreciate the cleaning supplies, though I submit that it might be easier if you just wore an adult diaper next time. Of course, that depends.

Heh. Depends. Get it?