Why you don't get published.
I'm only a part-time minion, but I'm willing to review some if you want.-mb
You're hired. mb has 151-175. Choose the funniest three.
I've been afraid to because it seems my sense of humor is a little off from most folks, but I reckon I can help out. -JTC
You have 176-200, jtc. Don't screw up this responsibility.
I feel the pressure already.
Ha! I will not volunteer, n' u can't make me!I think all these folks are funny on the head. Some more than others.Love, Peace and Joy!But I shall vote. Sometimes twice in a row.
I wandered over here from Miss Snark's blog. I'll take the last ones if nobody else has them yet. This site is hysterical. I'm going to get Snarked since I screwed up my hook (#430), so I may as well have some fun over here instead.Fred
Eunuch, I'm not funny on the head. Just cracked... You, on the other hand...Nevermind.JTC, I admire your courage. I'd volunteer, but am too afraid of getting my scull cracked. I mean, there's REGULARS out there! Shivers, and hides under the rug.
Fred has 201-225.
I'll take the last 25, EE.
Chumplet has 226-250 (though she'll have to wait a day or two for # 250).
"I've been afraid to because it seems my sense of humor is a little off from most folks, but I reckon I can help out. -JTC"That worried me too (my sense of humour not yours), but it's all subjective; it can't be any other way. If we miss anything that anyone absolutely loves then it will be up to them to nominate it as a wild card I presume.
Myself, I judged them both on what I thought was funniest and on how many of the comments referred to spewing beverages. The two mostly coincided, fortunately.-mb
Do we just post the choices here?
you may send them here. They won't be posted till they're all in.
At the risk of getting stoned, or, in this case, charbroiled to death, I'd like to nominate two new categories.1. The royal blunders.2. The coolest fake plots.Yeah, I know that I'm an out of order newbie, butt I just had to point these out.Oh, and my v-thing has an 'ass' in it. Weird...
Missed my chance to volunteer. Bum-er.Well, if Horror's suggestion takes off, I'd like to nominate my self as one of the blunder folks. Cause I must be one of the most ridiculous spellers out there.
I thought this was a great place to pin my magnificent work of art... The Odd to EEEE, I love U,4 all that you do.You woman stealing editorWho smells like poo...I promise to queery you,You gorgeous you.Cause my writing sucks.U know tis true!I must confessMy feelings for U,For EE you're trullyThe fly in my stew.And flies taste great too!
I like horror's idea.Also, I would suggest that if anybody else wants to volunteer to review facelifts, they should review groups that might already have been reviewed once. Redundancy (or, in the literary world, "a fresh pair of eyes") wouldn't hurt...
By all means, choose any group you wish and submit your choices as funniest.
This is the final straw, that broke the leprichon's nose...EE does not smell like poo! More like coal, I reckon.Eunuch, give up poetry. Clearly, it's not you thing. I don't even want to know, what you thing is.I hope the brutal coppers get ya, you nut hater!
Oh, and I second nominate illiterate as the worst author-speller. Also, as one of the most annoying, even if well meaning minions.Wait a sec... I think Eunuch should be number one, at the most annoying minion list. Then illit. I dunno.
Woo! A contest! I missed the review volunteering... but I shall vote!
Um...Eunuch? Didn't we politely suggest that you not use the podium anymore? I just got it cleaned up from the last time.
Gutterball, how could you? Off all people, I thought you'd appreciate a talented speaker. Besides, I was really neat, this time.Oh, and I brought some rubber gloves and bounty sheets, just in case.
Well, since you can't keep the eunuch from the podium, maybe we should just throw the podium away.Far away. Somewhere on the other side of the planet. Maybe Sahara desert...Then, maybe we'll be safe from the unsanitary brutality.
So, anyone care to volunteer for those blunders and fake plots, or am I over my bold head here?Anonymous 12:08PM, are you in?As for most annoying, I'm new here, but I definitely vote for eunuch.
Gutterball, how could you? Off all people, I thought you'd appreciate a talented speaker.And you thought this because of...what? My thrilling and inspiritational (and hogwash) speech about how the Chiefs would win the SuperBowl this year?I do appreciate the cleaning supplies, though I submit that it might be easier if you just wore an adult diaper next time. Of course, that depends.Heh. Depends. Get it?
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