Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Tie Guy: See, this is how publishing works in the age of Amazon!EE: Is he wearing Axe?--anon.Guy: Wait till he figures out I switched the labels on his baskets.EE: Wait till he figures out what's sticking that stack together. --SkaempferGuy with full Outbox:"My 815,362-word epic sci-fi romantic young adult zombie space opera erotic vampire fantasy will soon be published."Evil Editor:"Sorry, but Mrs. V just gave me transcripts of my wiretapped conversations. It'll blow your story out of the water." --arhooley
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Unchosen captions:
Tie Guy: See, this is how publishing works in the age of Amazon!
EE: Is he wearing Axe?
--anon.
Guy: Wait till he figures out I switched the labels on his baskets.
EE: Wait till he figures out what's sticking that stack together.
--Skaempfer
Guy with full Outbox:
"My 815,362-word epic sci-fi romantic young adult zombie space opera erotic vampire fantasy will soon be published."
Evil Editor:
"Sorry, but Mrs. V just gave me transcripts of my wiretapped conversations. It'll blow your story out of the water." --arhooley
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