Below are the titles of thirty cookbooks. Ten of the titles belong to books that really exist, and twenty were made up by your fellow minions. I did not use all titles that were submitted, as the list would have been too long. If you submitted a title that is an actual cookbook (The Zombie Cookbook, To Serve Man, Anything to do with Roadkill), it wasn't used. The actual titles are available at BN.com. For an extra challenge, separate the fake titles into the ten submitted by Whirlochre and the ten submitted by others.
The Dead Pig Magician
Martha Cooks in Prison
The Fear Factor Cookbook
The Chick Magnet Cookbook
The Fart Without Fear Cookbook
Go Fork Yourself: Recipes for Life
Ramsay's Compleat Blasphemizer
Giga Bites: The Hacker Cookbook
101 $10 5-Minute Reptile Banquets
The Endangered Species Cookbook
The Hunting in the Nude Cookbook
50 Vegetarian Recipes for Carnivore's
Ring of Fire: Recipes for Anal Distress
Pretentious Canapes For Non-Occasions
The Cookbook for Cow Eatin' Fat People
Meaningless Meals to Appease your Family
Aussie Recipes for That Rumble Down Under
Long Table: The Complete Giraffe Recipe Guide
Yeast Infections: Natural Bread Baking at Home
Charlie Sheen Teaches Extreme Dough Kneading
Unsettling Soups For Your Pre-Suicide Farewell Party
French Cookery You Can Actually Goddamn Pronounce
From Here to Eternity: Recipes Inspired by the Afterlife.
The Bulimia Cookbook: Recipes that Taste Just as Good Coming Up
Beyond Offal: Decorating Dishes With Hooves, Teeth, Horns And Fur
Recipes for Disasters: Comfort Foods for When You've Lost Everything
The Willie Nelson "Cooked Goose" Cookbook and IRS Financial Advisor
Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: the World's Unhealthiest Cookbook
Solutions below
Titles were submitted by
Whirlochre
Faceless Minion
Angela Robbins
CABE
Dave F.
Anon.
Wilkins MacQueen
BuffySquirrel
Arhooley
The actual cookbooks are:
Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: the World's Unhealthiest Cookbook
The Fart Without Fear Cookbook
Hungry for You: From Cannibalism to Seduction
The Fear Factor Cookbook
The Chick Magnet Cookbook
The Hunting in the Nude Cookbook
Giga Bites: The Hacker Cookbook
The Endangered Species Cookbook
The Willie Nelson "Cooked Goose" Cookbook and IRS Financial Advisor
Martha Cooks in Prison
Whirl's titles:
101 $10 5-Minute Reptile Banquets
The Dead Pig Magician
Pretentious Canapes For Non-Occasions
Beyond Offal: Decorating Dishes With Hooves, Teeth, Horns And Fur
Prunes! Beans! Brussels!:The Prolapsed Rectum Diet
Charlie Sheen Teaches Extreme Dough Kneading
Long Table: The Complete Giraffe Recipe Guide
French Cookery You Can Actually Goddamn Pronounce
Ramsay's Compleat Blasphemizer
Unsettling Soups For Your Pre-Suicide Farewell Party
4 comments:
Kind of you to give me credit, but you didn't use my title. Because it was crap!
'Charlie Sheen Teaches Extreme Dough Kneading'
That one brought Dr. Pepper out of my nose! Thanks for the stinging sensation.
Kind of you to give me credit, but you didn't use my title. Because it was crap!
Not because it was crap, because it's the title of an actual cookbook.
I think I preferred it when I was crap.
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