Why you don't get published.
She can probably smell a subpoena from 3 miles away with that nose!
Unchosen captions:Who is this? Why is she bearing gifts? And what has she done with Mrs V? --anon.Oh great. Another nose hair trimmer---or her list of unsuccessful dating adventures---either way, I'd rather stand holding a kite and a key in a thunderstorm." --thinktankWith a schnoz like that I'm glad her idea of brownnosing comes gift wrapped, with a bow.--Travis ErwinI can already tell that package doesn't contain a factual account of how good Pinocchio is in bed. --JamesIf I've told submitters once, I've told them a thousand times: you can gift wrap a turd, but it's still a turd. --Lonie Polony
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