Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Cartoon 665

Caption: Anon.

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Evil Editor said...

Unchosen captions:

Hold on tight, kids. The only training I have involves multiple viewings of "Ben-Hur".--Shane

The romance! The charm! The sweetness! Such a shame she's a hooker... --Whirlochre

Euchh! I wish I was wearing blinkers. --anon.

Dave Fragments said...

'Minotaurs The New Vampires' Says Publishing Executive Desperate To Find New Vampires
June 14, 2010, THE ONION, ISSUE 46•24,17601/

NEW YORK—In a desperate effort to find a trendy new fantasy subgenre to succeed the ebbing vampire craze, Razorbill Books executive Graham Childress decided this week to throw all his professional weight behind a new series of novels featuring minotaurs, the bull-headed, human-bodied creatures of ancient Greek mythology. "Everywhere I go, I hear people talking about minotaurs," Childress said at a publishing conference, frantically trying to drum up enthusiasm for the planned trilogy about a bad-boy minotaur who transfers to a new high school and eventually falls for the one girl who can see the pain and sensitivity behind his brooding exterior. "Plus, labyrinths are really hot right now." The first installment of Razorbill's minotaur series is slated to hit shelves on Dec. 14, the same date three rival publishers will release novels featuring a bad-boy mummy, a bad-boy cyclops, and a bad-boy Mayan vision serpent.