Why you don't get published.
I laughed! (Anon is very talented.)
Unchosen captions:If the donut's a little stale, I just dunk it in my coffee. Too bad that doesn't work with queries. --angieHere's to a perfect evening -- a cup of cocoa and a huge condom. --anon.U don'tfix fried smut-with-a-hole-in-the-plotby inveigling a sugary slutOR through evil editing by a nutty hot shot --anon.Y'know, they should really call these beauties don't-nuts. --rilSlip the mug through the donut, I'll read it; slip the donut through the mug, you're hired. --whirlochre
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