Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cartoon 432

Caption: Anon.

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2 comments:

fairyhedgehog said...

That's very funny.

Evil Editor said...

Unchosen captions:


"Hey, EE, is it true what they say -- that the potential for creative growth practically oozes out of your every pore?"

"Let's just say my back pocket had a date stone in an eggcup in it this morning." --Sophia


"That steak was superb; my complements to the chef."

"I believe you mean 'compliments,' sir." --anon.



I bet you regret rejecting my manuscript now.

And I bet you regret eating that tart I poisoned.--Matthew


"My, that was good. What did you call it?"

"Filet d'Auteur Aspirer, sir." --anon.


"Wonderful! I guess all those episodes of the "F" Word didn't do you any harm!"

"Fucking right, dickhead."--anon.


Wow, I've never had an editor cook me a meal before. That book must've been really good.

Actually, it was that bad. This is your last meal. Once you finish, I'm going to have to kill you.--r. watson


Cave cibum, valde malus est.

Disiecti membra poetae est.

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Beware the food, it is very bad.

It is the limbs of a dismembered poet.--anon.