Monday, July 20, 2009

Cartoon 430

Caption: Anon.

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1 comment:

Evil Editor said...

Unchosen Captions:

Drip Cartoon:

So nail up another manuscript from the slush pile and get back to the typing! And get that frown off your face.--Mother (Re)produces

I don't care if the bats are crying. I need to read the slush out loud.--Mother (Re)produces

This isn't where you get the water for the coffee, is it? Nevermind! I don't want to know. --Mother (Re)produces

Oh, man -- the sound... Keep holding it, I need to run upstairs for another piss. --anon.

Hey, I told you to get that roofer guy's number. --Rod the Roofer

Maybe we should switch the Rejection Suite to the ground floor. --wo

See? I promised you I'd promote you from reading slush! --kk

Sorry to bring him here, but my ceilings at home are too low for a giraffe.--John

Oh, and when Gustav the Incontinent gets back from the bathroom, tell him we won't be buying How to Be a Straight Shooter. --anon.

I don't care what you think, Miss Varmigan, this new style of urinal works for me. --McKoala

Kayak Cartoon:

(singing) Oh, I'm an editor and I'm OK,
I slush all night and I crush all day!
An ego here, a daydream there,
A hopeful in the lift;
I hammer with rejections,
I tell them it's a gift.

Oh, he's an editor and he's OK,
Reads slush all night and rejects all day!--Mother (Re)produces

Quit whining and keep filming. There are no crocs in this riv-- --anon.

But Ranger, these muttonchops are my flotation device.--John