So nail up another manuscript from the slush pile and get back to the typing! And get that frown off your face.--Mother (Re)produces
I don't care if the bats are crying. I need to read the slush out loud.--Mother (Re)produces
This isn't where you get the water for the coffee, is it? Nevermind! I don't want to know. --Mother (Re)produces
Oh, man -- the sound... Keep holding it, I need to run upstairs for another piss. --anon.
Hey, I told you to get that roofer guy's number. --Rod the Roofer
Maybe we should switch the Rejection Suite to the ground floor. --wo
See? I promised you I'd promote you from reading slush! --kk
Sorry to bring him here, but my ceilings at home are too low for a giraffe.--John
Oh, and when Gustav the Incontinent gets back from the bathroom, tell him we won't be buying How to Be a Straight Shooter. --anon.
I don't care what you think, Miss Varmigan, this new style of urinal works for me. --McKoala
Kayak Cartoon:
(singing) Oh, I'm an editor and I'm OK, I slush all night and I crush all day! An ego here, a daydream there, A hopeful in the lift; I hammer with rejections, I tell them it's a gift.
(Refrain) Oh, he's an editor and he's OK, Reads slush all night and rejects all day!--Mother (Re)produces
Quit whining and keep filming. There are no crocs in this riv-- --anon.
But Ranger, these muttonchops are my flotation device.--John
Caption: Anon.
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Drip Cartoon:
So nail up another manuscript from the slush pile and get back to the typing! And get that frown off your face.--Mother (Re)produces
I don't care if the bats are crying. I need to read the slush out loud.--Mother (Re)produces
This isn't where you get the water for the coffee, is it? Nevermind! I don't want to know. --Mother (Re)produces
Oh, man -- the sound... Keep holding it, I need to run upstairs for another piss. --anon.
Hey, I told you to get that roofer guy's number. --Rod the Roofer
Maybe we should switch the Rejection Suite to the ground floor. --wo
See? I promised you I'd promote you from reading slush! --kk
Sorry to bring him here, but my ceilings at home are too low for a giraffe.--John
Oh, and when Gustav the Incontinent gets back from the bathroom, tell him we won't be buying How to Be a Straight Shooter. --anon.
I don't care what you think, Miss Varmigan, this new style of urinal works for me. --McKoala
Kayak Cartoon:
(singing) Oh, I'm an editor and I'm OK,
I slush all night and I crush all day!
An ego here, a daydream there,
A hopeful in the lift;
I hammer with rejections,
I tell them it's a gift.
(Refrain)
Oh, he's an editor and he's OK,
Reads slush all night and rejects all day!--Mother (Re)produces
Quit whining and keep filming. There are no crocs in this riv-- --anon.
But Ranger, these muttonchops are my flotation device.--John
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