Why you don't get published.
The gift card is inscribed: When I saw this, I thought of you.https://www.fossilsplus.com/store/products.php?product=Coprolite-%28COPRO103%29
Unchosen captions:Ben Franklin? Gave up the Founding Fathers gig to work retail? --anon.If you read erotica, you'd know what a 'Pearl Necklace' actually meant.--anon.These are what kind of stones? My, you have some gall, sir. --anon.It was a gift from Harold Robbins. I was tittilated at first, but ultimately found it cheap and trashy. --anon.Okay, now you slam the lid shut, I snatch my hand away, giggling, and we both pretend you didn't pay me three thousand bucks to fondle your mutton chops. --Lonie PolonyShe says: Why are these necklaces made of authors' tears on saleHe says: I have a surplus --anon.EE is saying, "The iridescence of the pearls is a perfect match for your eyes, your class — but you're so darn scrawny it's gonna end up round your ankles." --whirlochreHand crafted from bullets removed from your backside? I’ll take it! --anon.You're going to box my hand again aren't you? How many times do I have to tell you, Evil? You are no Richard Gere and that actually hurts.--Marcella
Squirrel Appreciation Dayhttp://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/January/squirrelappreciation.htmWhat? You thought it was a joke? Hardly.
I'd make a necklace out of teeth if I got enough teeth. What's wrong with fossilized dingleberries?
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