Friday, January 21, 2011

Cartoon 824

Caption: John

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Dave F. said...

The gift card is inscribed:
When I saw this, I thought of you.

Evil Editor said...

Unchosen captions:

Ben Franklin? Gave up the Founding Fathers gig to work retail? --anon.

If you read erotica, you'd know what a 'Pearl Necklace' actually meant.--anon.

These are what kind of stones? My, you have some gall, sir. --anon.

It was a gift from Harold Robbins. I was tittilated at first, but ultimately found it cheap and trashy. --anon.

Okay, now you slam the lid shut, I snatch my hand away, giggling, and we both pretend you didn't pay me three thousand bucks to fondle your mutton chops. --Lonie Polony

She says: Why are these necklaces made of authors' tears on sale
He says: I have a surplus --anon.

EE is saying, "The iridescence of the pearls is a perfect match for your eyes, your class — but you're so darn scrawny it's gonna end up round your ankles." --whirlochre

Hand crafted from bullets removed from your backside? I’ll take it! --anon.

You're going to box my hand again aren't you? How many times do I have to tell you, Evil? You are no Richard Gere and that actually hurts.--Marcella

Dave F. said...

Squirrel Appreciation Day

What? You thought it was a joke? Hardly.

_*rachel*_ said...

I'd make a necklace out of teeth if I got enough teeth. What's wrong with fossilized dingleberries?