Brenda Novak Auction is underway. It's vital that we convince other people that Evil Editor's items up for bid are the items to have by bidding early and often. Once the cost gets up in the hundreds, even people who've never heard of EE will enter the bidding. A bidding frenzy will develop which will ensure that you get priced out of the auction you can't afford to win, and that someone else ends up contributing big money to diabetes research.
Your job is simple. Go to the site, register, use the search feature to find Evil Editor, and bid on EE's items, forcing the people who actually want EE to bid higher.
You can afford to bid up to $500.00 for the two complete book edits without worrying that no one will outbid you and that you'll be out $500.00. In fact, if the highest bid on the complete book edits is $500 or less and the auction is about to end, I will bid $501 just to get out of editing your book. [Update: Bidding has topped $500 on both book edits; you're on your own.]
What we want by the end of day 1 is something like this:
Here are links to EE's items. Note that you can bid on the one-day auction (the top one) only on May 2.