Thursday, May 29, 2014
It's been two weeks since I had a query to post, and a month since we had a New beginning. Obviously no aspiring writers need our help. Our job is done.
Having foreseen this happenstance, I now move on to a higher calling by becoming . . . Public Confessor.
I hear confession is good for the soul, so I am setting aside some time to save your soul by posting your confession. This is a non-denominational service.*
Simply submit a written account of a sinful act you committed. I will post your confession here so that other sinners may learn from your mistakes. I'll also include my suggested penance. Best of all, you do all this from the comfort of your home or from Starbucks.
You may submit as a comment, but the confession won't appear in the comments; I'll post it at a later date.
* Public Confessor is approved by all major religions. Confess with confidence.