Sunday, February 20, 2011

Sunday Feature 25


The 3rd Annual Evie Awards

Each year Evil Editor's Academy of Motionless Pictures honors the year's best films. Once again this year, at the request of the Hollywood stars who are obligated to attend the Oscar show and whined like a car whose battery isn't quite dead but isn't powerful enough to start the engine when we held the Evies at the same time as the Oscars in year 1, the Evie Awards are being presented a week earlier than the Oscars. And once again, unlike the Oscars, which show an occasional thirty-second snippet from a film, we show the entire film and still manage to complete the entire program in about twenty minutes. And the Evies go to . . .


Best Original Song: "Oh, Evil," by Whirlochre, from Radio Daze





Best Musical Score: Fredric Chopin/Kevin MacLeod for Camp Horror





Best Supporting Actor: Harcourt Z. Penrose, Esq. for EE Hires a Lawyer





Best Supporting Actress: Carlotta the Snazzily Dressed Lit Agent for Erick the Strange Angelic Man





Best Screenplay: 150 for Publishing Town





Best Actress: Nicole Kidman for No Regrets





Best Actor: Robert Conrad for The Interrogator





Best Film: A Bright Sunshiny Day

3 comments:

Khazar-khum said...

Eric the SAM needs a book series.

Chelsea Pitcher said...

Wow, Khazar, I came to talk about the exact same thing.

I've missed Erick. I'm glad he's back.

Anonymous said...

Holy cow! Nice series. Where's the ending where they all stand on the stage singing together?