Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Give back my earrings and pink hat or I rip out your aura.--PacatrueSo... How about a little of that Turkish Delight? --anon.Yeah, I can turn garbage into gold -- I'm not only a genie, I'm an editor. --arhooleyHoly shit, Mrs. V, did you drink my smoothie? --anon.Whoa, I'm sorry lady -- I heard this was the customary greeting in your culture. --anon.No, you are mistaken. Actually, I just escaped from hospital... --anon.It's like the Vulcan mind meld, only I get to play with your boobs. --Whirlochre
****ing ril. :)
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Give back my earrings and pink hat or I rip out your aura.--Pacatrue
So... How about a little of that Turkish Delight? --anon.
Yeah, I can turn garbage into gold -- I'm not only a genie, I'm an editor. --arhooley
Holy shit, Mrs. V, did you drink my smoothie? --anon.
Whoa, I'm sorry lady -- I heard this was the customary greeting in your culture. --anon.
No, you are mistaken. Actually, I just escaped from hospital... --anon.
It's like the Vulcan mind meld, only I get to play with your boobs. --Whirlochre
****ing ril. :)
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