Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:This just in: if you wanted to stop me reading, you should've cut off the whole of my index finger. --Steve WrightThis just in: your query still sucks.--Blogless_TrollThis just in; The House has passed a new law declaring oxymorons illegal so we will be going off the air, effective immediately. --Mother (Re)producesNow for today's weather. It is a dark and stormy night.--History SleuthLook, either you give me pages with something written on them, or I start making stuff up.--Mother (Re)producesPolice put out an APB on a middle-aged man with impressive sideburns, seen today correcting graffiti in the Bronx... --Mother (Re)producesEnjoy it while it lasts. The weathergirl's got a face like a baboon's ass. --wo
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Unchosen captions:
This just in: if you wanted to stop me reading, you should've cut off the whole of my index finger. --Steve Wright
This just in: your query still sucks.--Blogless_Troll
This just in; The House has passed a new law declaring oxymorons illegal so we will be going off the air, effective immediately. --Mother (Re)produces
Now for today's weather. It is a dark and stormy night.--History Sleuth
Look, either you give me pages with something written on them, or I start making stuff up.--Mother (Re)produces
Police put out an APB on a middle-aged man with impressive sideburns, seen today correcting graffiti in the Bronx... --Mother (Re)produces
Enjoy it while it lasts. The weathergirl's got a face like a baboon's ass. --wo
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