Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:As you can see, I've changed my submissions guidelines.--Steve WrightAt last, you found some basil. And we've got garlic. Now, uh, come on inside... --anon.Well I was hoping for fried chicken, but I guess pigeon with basil will do... --anon.Stupid bird! You were supposed to bring me note, not the quill used to write it! --JoleenThank god I built this thing before the last wave of slush hit.--AngieI worked on this thing for years, and all I get is an effing rainbow? --AngieThe other one shat on my head, so that's doves fucked... --woWhat, you thought you'd get a leprechaun & pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? --khazar-khumWe go through this every time the slush melts. --anon.Finally! An olive branch! Now to put the moves on that female editor and ensure the future of our species.--skaempfer
I love number two above! (basil & garlic)
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As you can see, I've changed my submissions guidelines.--Steve Wright
At last, you found some basil. And we've got garlic. Now, uh, come on inside... --anon.
Well I was hoping for fried chicken, but I guess pigeon with basil will do... --anon.
Stupid bird! You were supposed to bring me note, not the quill used to write it! --Joleen
Thank god I built this thing before the last wave of slush hit.--Angie
I worked on this thing for years, and all I get is an effing rainbow? --Angie
The other one shat on my head, so that's doves fucked... --wo
What, you thought you'd get a leprechaun & pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? --khazar-khum
We go through this every time the slush melts. --anon.
Finally! An olive branch! Now to put the moves on that female editor and ensure the future of our species.--skaempfer
I love number two above! (basil & garlic)
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