Why you don't get published.
Unchosen captions:Eureka! Maybe I should flood the basement. --whirlochreDammit! Now my slush pile is going to be soa—wait. Isn't this a good thing?--StacyNow that the words have blurred together, I think I see a story. --Faceless MinionWell that's half of my work done. --MiscellaneousOH! Queries. Good thing there wasn't a check in there. --khazar-khumShit. Some bastard's stolen my sandwiches. --anon.If they float, they're form rejects. If they sink, they're mush. --RachelOhh, pulp fiction.--anon."Well, I'll be damned. It is a dark and stormy night." --Paul PennaYes, so much better than 'the dog ate your manuscript'! --Angie
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Unchosen captions:
Eureka! Maybe I should flood the basement. --whirlochre
Dammit! Now my slush pile is going to be soa—wait. Isn't this a good thing?--Stacy
Now that the words have blurred together, I think I see a story. --Faceless Minion
Well that's half of my work done. --Miscellaneous
OH! Queries. Good thing there wasn't a check in there. --khazar-khum
Shit. Some bastard's stolen my sandwiches. --anon.
If they float, they're form rejects. If they sink, they're mush. --Rachel
Ohh, pulp fiction.--anon.
"Well, I'll be damned. It is a dark and stormy night." --Paul Penna
Yes, so much better than 'the dog ate your manuscript'! --Angie
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